Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied โ€œcan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?

Because he is supreme reader

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