Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

They won the Nobel prize.

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Did you know ancient Egyptian houses didn’t have a door knocker?

Instead they had a horn and a sign saying β€œToot and come in”

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I only have a knocker on my front door

Hoping for the No Bell prize!

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If you use your breasts to sell doors, are they door-knockers?
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What award do they give to the best knockers?

The no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshTatarSauce
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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
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What do you give the man who made the door knocker?

The Nobell prize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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The person who invented the knocker probably got a no-bell prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
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If ladies with big knockers work at hooters, where do ladies with one leg work?

I-hop

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What a lovely set of knockers.
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.

They’re changing their name to Knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phishstepper
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Ironically the door at the Mastectomy clinic....

....only has 1 knocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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*Knock Knock* Me: Who's there?

Knocker: You Know.

Me: You Know who?

Knocker: Yes

Me: *Opens door in confusion*

Knocker: Avada Kedavra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?

For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers

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What award did Gaston of Beauty and The Beast won?

The No Belle prize

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If Hooters had delivery

Would it be called knockers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zom8ie5layer117
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Dad would use this with my high school lady crushes

A guy is standing at a train station in philadelphia, he walks up to the ticket window to get a ticket, when the guy walks up to the window he notices the ticket person is a babe with a "pair of knockers". The man needed to get home quick and was distracted by the knockers and when she asked the guy how she could help, he quickly said "i need two pickets to tittsburgh, please"

god dammit dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snuffaluffakuss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Dad just dropped this one on me

"I've invented a revolutionary door knocker. They've awarded me the No Bell Prize"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RisforRawr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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To the man who invented the door knocker

I hope you win a Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsharpe23
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

he won the no-bell prize!

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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

He got a Nobel prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammyCroissant
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

He won the no Bell peace prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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Why did the scientist installed a knocker?

Why did he installed a knocker on his door? he want to win the no-bell prize

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Whoever invented the door knocker,

deserves the no bell prize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhyDoIEven1231
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2016
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Whoever invented the door knocker...

Deserves the Nobel Prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msmithsonian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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What did the Door Knocker win?

The No-Bell Prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizard_of_Ozzy
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday

it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drew442
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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Noble prize

The person that invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluidPaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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If Hooters offered a delivery service...

Would it be called "Knockers"?

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