Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
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Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
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Who built the round table for King Arthur?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneisall117
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Sofa King Silly. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ (OC)
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?

Excalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?

A bike. Because you say bye King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NDK113
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop

A Shamonarch, if you will.

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Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?

Because he was kept under wraps...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What’s the prequel to Steven King’s β€œIt”?

Shhhh

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Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?

Moofasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosef18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeejOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.

He is best known for the quote:
β€œLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What did king Arthur say to sir Lancelot?

Its knight time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What does Larry King call the War of 1812?

His mid-life crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananafishandblow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?

Elvish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?

Sir Ohsis of the Liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call the King of herbs?

Elvis Parsley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I heard the King of spain caught Covid...

Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmohon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a Burger King hamburger?

Crowned Beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrek_is_russian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.

Sir Veyor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bombsaway1083
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What's a King's favorite beverage?

Royal-Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Who tucked King Tut to sleep?

His mummy

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why is the king only one foot tall?

Because he’s a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curio_123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Honey did Stephen King make you?

Why?

Cause you're Shining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?

Tree-rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?

I loaf you will all my anger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennettchan18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don't cause reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
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The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle

That's why they call it "hippocracy".

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

.. because he was a ruler

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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.

Then It hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4rn48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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