He had heir support.
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
Tikkli Chestikov
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Sir Cumference
One.
Hail to the King!
You fall off
Then IT hit me.
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Richard Deferred.
Best trade ever.
He said no.
I wonder if he'll be overthrown...
Bigger is bedder.
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
Because it was not agent's toilet.
He should have quit while he was a head
..a duel meaning.
I said "Yes, dad. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong".
He then asked me if I had heard of Coles Law
"No, dad. What is that one"?
He says, "thinly sliced cabbage".
“thank you for your cervix.”
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
When she finds out, my wife is going to hit the roof.
I got 1,500,000 matches
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?
I guess I suffer from premature ejokeulation
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
I guarantee you that nobody has ever heard them.
It's a complex complex complex.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Sir Cumference!
