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Kinders Puns

A list of puns related to "Kinders"

Dad, can we get kinder eggs ?

Dad (to eggs) : YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY SON, HUH !

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👤︎ u/Golden_Revolver
📅︎ Jan 22 2023
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They are definitely KINDER
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👤︎ u/NathyDre
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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You may be any kind, German children are Kinder.

Am I right?

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👤︎ u/Ordinary_Cream_6537
📅︎ Apr 21 2022
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German children are kinder
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👤︎ u/pogo_hobo
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Kinder Person Award goes to...
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👤︎ u/_nikhil_anil_
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Bob was kinder when he was with Ruth.

Since their separation he's been Ruthless.

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👤︎ u/danschwelps
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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German kids may always be kinder...

...but kids in a pastry shop tend to be cruller.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?

"Icy dead people"

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👤︎ u/christejada32
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

It's totally Hans free now...

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 19 2022
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BEAR PUNS?

I'm not very good with puns or words really but I'm doing a project with my kinder class and need some kid-friendly puns that include classic adventure book titles and bears... The only title I can think of is, "Bear-y Potter and the Soc. Stone." Can you think of anymore?

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👤︎ u/Acceptable_Team2263
📅︎ Oct 02 2022
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I’m not much on languages, but I know a little German…

He’s about three feet tall.

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👤︎ u/LOTRouter
📅︎ Nov 21 2022
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Makes you sigh, buts it’s Ben STILLER good joke
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👤︎ u/Slothydothymothy
📅︎ Aug 08 2022
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Did you hear about the tomb they discovered in Egypt. It was filled with hazelnuts and chocolate.

They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher

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👤︎ u/MisterHall
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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👤︎ u/bperki8
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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👤︎ u/Albme94
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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What do you call an unplanned pregnancy between a German couple?

Kinder surprise

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👤︎ u/caffeine_bos
📅︎ Jul 25 2022
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My mother's landscaper is really nice, but he seems too young for the job

As it turns out, he was one of the kinder gardeners.

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👤︎ u/ModernWarfareScrub
📅︎ Nov 16 2021
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I went shopping yesterday

I went into a candy shop and tried to buy a kinder chocolate bar but no bueno..... so I went to a game shop and tried to buy a full monopoly set but no dice

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👤︎ u/Soap_on_Gfuel
📅︎ Mar 23 2022
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Mixed languages create the best!
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👤︎ u/FlameExploision
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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What do you call an Italian Chocolate farmer?

A Kinder Gardener

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👤︎ u/BigMartin58
📅︎ Nov 22 2021
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So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'

So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'

Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.

I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.

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👤︎ u/AnalFissureSmoothie
📅︎ May 20 2015
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/WilliamPlays0402
📅︎ Feb 22 2023
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No matter how nice you think your kid is...

German children will always be kinder

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👤︎ u/DippyDoo_
📅︎ Feb 08 2023
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American children are nice, but German kids

are Kinder.

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👤︎ u/AmazingCaffiney
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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Doesn’t matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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👤︎ u/TheBoulder64
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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No matter how kind you are...

German children will always be Kinder

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👤︎ u/Firespark7
📅︎ Sep 04 2022
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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No matter how kind you are...

German children will always be kinder.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Oct 04 2022
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No matter how kind you are,

German childern are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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Kids all over the world are kind…

But German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/hypnotoad-28
📅︎ Sep 03 2022
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It doesn't matter how nice your children are

German kids will always be kinder.

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👤︎ u/robdingo36
📅︎ Aug 31 2022
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 24 2022
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No matter how kind you are

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/Spamdump
📅︎ Feb 07 2022
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Not matter how KIND you are...

German children are KINDER.

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👤︎ u/Cedrak
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German children will always be kinder.

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👤︎ u/TheGodfather9900
📅︎ Apr 03 2022
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Apr 28 2022
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No matter how kind you are…

German kids are kinder

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👤︎ u/heyroons
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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It doesn't matter how kind you are

because german children are always kinder

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👤︎ u/PedophiliacRetard
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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No matter how kind you are

...German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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No matter how nice your kids are..

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/StinkyWeezle
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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No matter how kind your children are…

…german children are always Kinder.

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👤︎ u/firebullmonkey
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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It doesn't matter how kind you are,

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/Billy-Blazkowicz
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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No matter how kind you are...

German Children are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 28 2021
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No matter how kind you are,

German children will always be kinder.

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👤︎ u/ninemile30
📅︎ Aug 16 2021
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