Dad, can we get kinder eggs ?
Dad (to eggs) : YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY SON, HUH !
They are definitely KINDER
You may be any kind, German children are Kinder.
German children are kinder
Kinder Person Award goes to...
Bob was kinder when he was with Ruth.
Since their separation he's been Ruthless.
German kids may always be kinder...
...but kids in a pastry shop tend to be cruller.
what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
It's totally Hans free now...
BEAR PUNS?
I'm not very good with puns or words really but I'm doing a project with my kinder class and need some kid-friendly puns that include classic adventure book titles and bears... The only title I can think of is, "Bear-y Potter and the Soc. Stone." Can you think of anymore?
I’m not much on languages, but I know a little German…
He’s about three feet tall.
Makes you sigh, buts it’s Ben STILLER good joke
Did you hear about the tomb they discovered in Egypt. It was filled with hazelnuts and chocolate.
They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What do you call an unplanned pregnancy between a German couple?
My mother's landscaper is really nice, but he seems too young for the job
As it turns out, he was one of the kinder gardeners.
I went shopping yesterday
I went into a candy shop and tried to buy a kinder chocolate bar but no bueno..... so I went to a game shop and tried to buy a full monopoly set but no dice
Mixed languages create the best!
What do you call an Italian Chocolate farmer?
So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'
So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'
Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.
I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.
No matter how kind you are,
German children are always Kinder
No matter how nice you think your kid is...
German children will always be kinder
American children are nice, but German kids
Doesn’t matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
No matter how kind you are...
German children will always be Kinder
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
No matter how kind you are,
German children are always Kinder
No matter how kind you are...
German children will always be kinder.
No matter how kind you are,
German childern are always Kinder
Kids all over the world are kind…
But German children are kinder.
It doesn't matter how nice your children are
German kids will always be kinder.
No matter how kind you are,
German children are always Kinder
No matter how kind you are,
German children are always Kinder
No matter how kind you are
German children are kinder.
Not matter how KIND you are...
German children are KINDER.
No matter how kind you are
German children will always be kinder.
No matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
No matter how kind you are…
It doesn't matter how kind you are
because german children are always kinder
No matter how kind you are
...German children are kinder.
No matter how nice your kids are..
German children are kinder.
No matter how kind your children are…
…german children are always Kinder.
It doesn't matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
No matter how kind you are...
German Children are always Kinder
No matter how kind you are,
German children will always be kinder.
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