I just crashed my new Kia.

Now I have Nokia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My wife got awarded our car in the divorce. It was a brand new Kia.

Now all I've got is Nokia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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And they will call it the β€œI-Kia”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Hair7773
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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The existence of the Kia Forte...

Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?

Sub-Optima

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I don't Kia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you say when you disagree with Kia?

Nokia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killiomankili
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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(No)Kia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Pinetree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I use my Kia Soul as a chicken coop.

I call it my hatchback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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If Nokia takes over the Kia company, does that result in No Kia πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dalot7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Kia announces new car you can drive with your phone!!!!!

The iKia!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goone_unit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.

I said that I could, but that’s not my Forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What did the man say to his wife when he couldnt fix her Kia?

Sorry hunny this is not my FortΓ©...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmBecomingADog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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To the person who stole my Kia:

I will find you. You have my Soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Nobody in the church will drive a Kia.

They sell too many Souls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Have you heard of that new Kia car Apple is making?

It’s called the Ikia.

(My dad just sprung this on me and god dang it its not bad. Sorry if it’s a repost, but I hope not)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiwaiiKitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Recently totalled my Truck into a Kia. Someone asked how bad was it?

It was a soul crushing accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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If someone dies driving a Kia...

Then the person is Killed In Action

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajaVEVO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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What do you call it if the new Kia car models aren't available anymore?

Kia shortage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toofgib
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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I had to send my Kia to the junk yard...

My Soul got crushed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephjoestar82
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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I'm opening up a junkyard that only accepts Kias...

For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.

It'll be a Soul crushing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captkrisma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Thought I was great at identifying my car, until I got in the wrong Kia

Turns out, not my Forte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngblood519
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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My ginger father-in-law recently purchased a KIA.

Now he has a Soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniqueOddity83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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