I just crashed my new Kia.
Now I have Nokia.
My wife got awarded our car in the divorce. It was a brand new Kia.
Now all I've got is Nokia!
And they will call it the βI-Kiaβ
The existence of the Kia Forte...
Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
Sub-Optima
What do you say when you disagree with Kia?
Nokia
I use my Kia Soul as a chicken coop.
I call it my hatchback.
If Nokia takes over the Kia company, does that result in No Kia π
Kia announces new car you can drive with your phone!!!!!
The iKia!!!!
The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.
I said that I could, but thatβs not my Forte.
What did the man say to his wife when he couldnt fix her Kia?
Sorry hunny this is not my FortΓ©...
To the person who stole my Kia:
I will find you. You have my Soul.
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
Nobody in the church will drive a Kia.
They sell too many Souls.
Have you heard of that new Kia car Apple is making?
Itβs called the Ikia.
(My dad just sprung this on me and god dang it its not bad. Sorry if itβs a repost, but I hope not)
Recently totalled my Truck into a Kia. Someone asked how bad was it?
It was a soul crushing accident.
If someone dies driving a Kia...
Then the person is Killed In Action
What do you call it if the new Kia car models aren't available anymore?
Kia shortage
I had to send my Kia to the junk yard...
My Soul got crushed.
I'm opening up a junkyard that only accepts Kias...
For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.
It'll be a Soul crushing experience.
Thought I was great at identifying my car, until I got in the wrong Kia
Turns out, not my Forte
My ginger father-in-law recently purchased a KIA.
Now he has a Soul.
