Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)

#Kansas

• Home Stadium: Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City (Capacity: 18,500)
• Notable players: Nick Besler, Dániel Sallói, and Tyler Freeman
• Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Trinidad and Tobago
• Rivals: Missouri, Nebraska, and Colorado

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Brenda Lois White (1960-1967) - Find A Grave Memorial

Who abducted Judith Ann Elwell, Brenda Lois White in 1967? | by Debra Buck | Medium

Gone But Not Forgotten · Cozy Little House

https://oklahomacoldcases.org/judith-ann-elwellMissing since 1967

Judith Ann Elwell

From: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

age at time of disappearance: 5 yrs old

Race: White

Clothing at time of disappearance: A blue and white striped pullover shirt, light green shorts, white socks and blue canvas sneakers

Description: Caucasian female. Black hair, dark brown eyes.

Judith was last seen at her home in the 1100 block of north Meta in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma sometime before 9:00 p.m. on July 6, 1967. She has never been heard from again. The day after her disappearance, one of her shoes was found next to an abandoned house half a block from her home. A short length of braided rope was under the shoe.

Authorities believe Judith was abducted and lost her shoe in her struggle with the kidnapper(s). No other trace of her was located in spite of an extensive search.Judith's brother, Mark Elwell, stated he believed his sister's abduction was planned. He said he saw a suspicious vehicle, described as a big black car, near the home three weeks before Judith went missing, and the driver, a man, also followed Mark on his newspaper route.

Mark Elwell said. “I saw the car. During this time period, this guy followed me also. He followed me on my newspaper route. I told the police about this, and when I told them this, they said I was a child with a very overactive imagination. But I seen the car the night of my sister's disappearance. About 9:30 or 10 o'clock (at night) there was a big black car with a man in it, and I could hear my sister crying. I got probably 15 or 20 feet away. I snuck up on it and then bolted and got my father and brought him back.

By then, he said, the car was gone. Police were slow to accept that Judith had been taken by a stranger, he said. We told them from the get-go that she was kidnapped, he said. They were looking for a missing child. They were loo

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

(This was originally a post on my old account which I deleted because I grew to dislike my old username.)

Be civil. I understand that politics are emotional and passionate, but this is not about personal opinions on these men, this is just about their first names. As it is, naming your child after a US President is an existing trend and does give them a powerful namesake. Presidents also often popularize the usage of their names. Calvin reached its most popularity peak in 1924 and Grover reached its popularity peak in 1885.

First Names:

(6) James (Madison, Monroe, Polk, Buchanan, Garfield, and Carter) - Hebrew for "Supplanter"

(4) John (Adams, Q. Adams, Tyler, and Kennedy) - Hebrew for "God is gracious"

(4) William (Harrison, McKinley, Taft, and Clinton) - English for "Resolute Protection"

(3) George (Washington, H. W. Bush, and W. Bush) - Greek for "Farmer"

(2) Andrew (Jackson and Johnson) - Greek for "Strong"

(2) Franklin (Pierce and Roosevelt) - English for "Free landholder"

Thomas (Jefferson) - Archaic for "Twin"

Martin (Van Buren) - Latin for "Warlike"

Zachary (Taylor) - Hebrew for "The Lord has Remembered"

Millard (Fillmore) - Latin for "Caretaker of the Mill)

Abraham (Lincoln) - Hebrew for "Father of multitudes"

Ulysses (Grant) - Latin variant of "Odysseus"

Rutherford (Hayes) - English for "Cattle ford"

Chester (Arthur) - Latin for "Fortress"

Grover (Cleveland) - English for "Lives near a grove of trees"

Benjamin (Harrison) - Hebrew for "The son of the right hand"

Theodore (Roosevelt) - Greek for "Gift of God"

Woodrow (Wilson) - English for "Row of houses by a wood"

Warren (Harding) - English from French for "Park keeper"

Calvin (Coolidge) - Latin for "Hairless"

Herbert (Hoover) - German for "Bright Army"

Harry (Truman) - Derivative of Henry. German for "Estate ruler"

Dwight (Eisenhower) - German for "White/Blonde"

Lyndon (Johnson) - English for "Linden Tree Mill"

Richard (Nixon) - German for "Dominant Ruler"

Gerald (Ford) - English for "Ruler with the spear"

Ronald (Reagan) - Norse for "Ruler's Counselor"

Barack (Obama) - Arabic for "Blessing"

Donald (Trump) - Scottish for "Proud Chief"

Joseph (Biden) - Hebrew for "Jehovah increases"

Something to mention

Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, and Calvin Coolidge went by their middle names. They were born as Stephen Grover Cleveland, Thomas Woodrow Wilson, and John Calvin Coolidge.

If you count Coolidge as a John, there are 5 Johns.

If you count Wilson as a Tho

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

I will be comparing their order to the chronological one with “True” if it’s in its right spot, or “False” if not, “Missing” if the episode is missing from D+.

Funfact, this thing took five hours to create. (Kill me)

Two tiers; one of their order, and one of their order converted into how you should watch it.

TIER I: Discovery Plus’s Order:

For this one, I will not be including the episode numbers / missing ones since it’s unethical to watch it this way. In the next tier, I will be fixing them and placing all of them with their numbers in their correct spot.

Missing Ones: https://www.reddit.com/r/GhostAdventures/comments/pgv22p/updated_list_of_missing_episodes_discovery_plus/

Complete viewing guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/GhostAdventures/comments/pnurxf/ghost_adventures_complete_viewing_guide/

What D+ Thinks “Season 01” Is:

Bobby Mackey's Music World (True)

Houghton Mansion (True)

Moundsville Penitentiary (True, D+ has edited this to remove some content)

Riddle House (True)

Sloss Furnace (True)

Former Psychiatric Hospital (True)

Edinburgh Vaults (True)

Old Idaho Penitentiary (True)

What D+ Thinks “Season 02” Is:

Preston Castle (True)

Castillo de San Marcos (True)

La (Mission) Purisima (True)

Magnolia (Lane) Plantation (True)

(Birdcage Theater) Bird Cage Theatre (True)

Eastern State Penitentiary (True)

Moon River Brewery (True)

Ancient Ram Inn (True)

What D+ Thinks “Season 03” Is:

Pennhurst State School and Hospital (False, Numbering)

Poveglia Island Special (False, Numbering) (Note: Extended Ver.)

Ohio (State) Reformatory (False, Numbering)

Remington Arms (Factory) (False, Numbering)

Linda Vista Hospital (False, Numbering)

Execution Rocks Lighthouse (False, Numbering)

Prospect Place (False, Numbering)

Clovis Wolfe Manor (False, Numbering)

What D+ Thinks “Season 04” Is:

Gettysburg (TRUE)

Rolling Hills Asylum (TRUE)

Return to Bobby Mackey's (Music World) (TRUE)

Waverly Hills (Sanatorium) (TRUE)

Stanley Hotel (TRUE)

Hill View Manor (TRUE)

Vulture Mine (TRUE)

USS Hornet (TRUE)

Fort

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

BamBOO!