So, a while back I made a list of all devil fruits of every kind. I posted it on Quora and I got like 20 views. And I really don’t want to waste those hours of work, So I guess ill post it on Reddit. Here we go! if this type of content isn’t allowed on this sub Reddit, please tell me, because I am really not sure. I really don’t wanna break any rules. I read it and it doesn’t say anything, but please tell me.
#Paramecia Type Devil Fruits
Ato Ato no Mi Allows the user to transform people into abstract art, rendering them unable to function, User: Giolla
Awa Awa no Mi Allows the user to create bubbles that can clean anything, including strength, User: Kalifa
Baku Baku no Mi Allows the user to eat anything and transform their bodies into the qualities of what they have recently eaten, User: Wapol
Bane Bane no Mi Allows the user to transform their body and limbs into springs, User: Bellamy
Bara Bara no Mi Allows the user to split their body into separate pieces, User: Buggy the Clown
Bata Bata no Mi Allows the user to create and control butter, User: Charlotte Galette
Bari Bari no Mi Allows the user to create Barriers, Former User: Kurozumi Semimaru, User: Bartolomeo
Beri Beri no Mi Allows the user to split their body into many spheres, User: Very Good
Beta Beta no Mi Allows the user to control Mucus, User: Trebol
Bisu Bisu no Mi Allows the user to create and control Biscuits, User: Charlotte Cracker
Bomu Bomu no Mi Allows the user to create explosions from their body, as well as bodily secretions, User: Mr. 5 (Gem)
Buki Buki no Mi Allows the user to transform their body into any type of weapon, User: Baby 5
Buku Buku no Mi Allows the user to Manipulate books, as wells as trap people inside them, User: Charlotte Mont-d’Or
Chiyu Chiyu no Mi Allows the user to heal peoples wounds, User: Mansherry
Choki Choki no Mi Allows the user to transform part of their body temporarily into scissors, User: Inazuma
Doa Doa no Mi Allows the user to create doors on anything, User: Blueno
Doku Doku no Mi Allows the user to create and control poison, User: Magellan
Doru Doru no Mi Allows the user to create and control Wax, User: Mr. 3 (Galdino)
Fude Fude no Mi Allows the user to create ink and bring whatever he draws to life, User: Kurozumi Kanjuro
Fuku Fuku no Mi Allows the user to create clothing, User: Kin’emon
Fuwa Fuwa no Mi Allows the user to fly and make things they touch levitate, User: Shiki
Giro Giro no Mi Allows the user to s
... keep reading on reddit ➡>Is it just any old thing you touch turns to dogshit?
>Your mom survived... barely.
In the far-out future, Gray is a mercenary who travels the galaxy in search of the evil General Sarrano. He was once a member of Sarrano's Dead Cell, an elite special ops unit that he sent in to take out his political opponents while claiming they were terrorists and war criminals. Once Grayson and the rest of Dead Cell found out what they'd been used for, they banded together and went on a revenge mission. Part of that revenge mission leads Gray and his companion Ishi to be stranded on a particularly hostile alien world, a planet with hidden connections to Sarrano himself...
Battle Bio
Grayson Hunt's combat skills are mostly based on the player, but given the prominence of the skillshot system, which is diegetic and commented on by Grayson himself, it can be extrapolated that Grayson enjoys fighting and killing foes in creative ways, using the environment to his advantage, and being perfectly willing to put his opponents through gruesome injury. However, the main enemies in the game are essentially mindless berserkers, so his behavior may be different against more rational or sympathetic opponents. Grayson is strongly against killing innocent people, and goes out of his way to protect a child in one of the prologue sequences.
###Weapons
Melee
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Gravity Boots: Boots that allow Grayson to walk on walls, although it's also likely that they augment the strength of his kicks.
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Enemies kicked by Grayson will be slowed down as they fly through the air; Demonstrated
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Energy Leash: A leash which can grab and throw enemies or objects. It also has a "Thumper" move which creates an area of effect explosion which lifts enemies and objects into the air for a brief period
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Enemies yanked by Grayson will be slowed down as they fly through the air; Demonstrated
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[Rips a man's head off]
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
<rant>
Both the email from the Chancellor and the Berkeley News article that she linked to go into great depth about how Kroeber was not only a pioneering academic and incredibly important to Berkeley, but also responsible for the preservation of native culture and an advocate against racism of the time.The email from the Chancellor notes that "Kroeber is harshly judged for the role he played in the collection of the remains of Native American ancestors," yet the news article counters that "to Kroeber, 'artifacts were secondary to linguistic notes and texts (folklore),' wrote Jacknis, adding that an examination of Kroeber’s fieldwork revealed that he spent relatively little time collecting," and indeed "Kroeber actually curbed the UC’s major emphasis on California archaeology." (This is all taking for granted that archaeology is inherently sinful, which I am not personally convinced on.)
Ultimately, in both the email and the news article, each of which is advocating for un-naming, the bulk of the concrete details are consumed by singing the praises of Kroeber. ("pioneer of American anthropology"; "opposed theories of unilinear evolutionism, which were fundamentally racist"; " his recordings of Ishi, which have become the only sound recordings of the extinct Yahi language [...] became the foundation for the Breath of Life workshops [...] attended by Native scholars wishing to learn their ancestral, and often endangered, languages.") I don't think that cancelling one of Berkeley's most prestigious academics is warranted without a very good reason, and the only reasons given are that an unspecified "some of" Kroeber’s views and writings “clearly stand in opposition to our university’s [also unspecified] values of inclusion and our belief in promoting diversity and excellence.” Several Native American students are cited as supporting the un-naming, but none of them actually have anything to say about Kroeber specifically—they just seem to like the idea of the un-naming as sending some kind of message of inclusion.
While it is of course always nice to send messages of inclusion, no one yet has explained to me how Kroeber was anything but a net positive for the understanding and preservation of native Californian culture, and a giant in his field. If distancing our campus from him sends some kind of positive message, I propose we remove all names from all of our buildings, colleges, and institutions and follow the freshman dorm naming sc
... keep reading on reddit ➡Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
