My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
It means a lot
Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?
Because it’s raisin awareness.
I've never been able to beat my school's high jump record and it keeps me up at night to this day...
I just can't get over it
My longhaired friend showed up at my house yesterday with the sides of his head shaved and asked if he should keep it...
I told him to give it a few days and mullet over.
It all keeps adding up, I think I’ve had enough. Am I just paranoid, or...
Every time I try to set up my tripod, it keeps falling down
I can't stand it anymore.
I saw a worker stacking shelves at Costco complaining, because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up...
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...
My wife keeps waking me up to go turn off the computer and then turn it back on again.
I hate these late night rebooty calls.
It's raining outside. Guy at my job says, "I hope it keeps up."
I say, "Why's that?"
He says, "So it doesn't come down."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well...
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
