A list of puns related to "Kalis"
dalam frame per second (FPS) mempunyai jarak waktu untuk beralih kejarak tertentu.
contoh:
1FPS=1 SECOND 2FPS=0.5SECOND 4FPS=0.25 5FPS=0.20
tapi kalau 3FPS macamana pula?
kalau kita menguna matematik biasa ini akan jadi:
100 bahagi 3=11
jangan tanye kenapa tak tulis simbol bahagi je.
jadi jawapannye 11x3=33
dan permasalahannye 33x3=99 bukan 100
dan same saja kalau 1 tu kite perkecilkan lagi dapat 1 juga dan kalau kite ulang-ulang kali pun akan mendapat 1.
jadi kalau kita main games atau buat animasi kalau menjadi atau membuat itu tidak tepat 3FPS kan?
ini saja persoalan saya saje bang kalau tahu di tulis di komen ye.
Sejak kecil saya bukanlah penganut faham perkawinan. Saya merasa pasti bahwa saya ga akan pernah menikah sampai mati nanti. Saya selalu berpendapat bahwa mengikatkan diri pada orang lain adalah sebuah perbuatan bodoh. Penjahat aja yang jelas-jelas berbuat kejahatan selalu menghindar dari penjara. Masa saya yang ga punya salah apa-apa malahan minta dipenjara? Ga logis kan?
Saya kerja di perusahaan advertising. Industri yang didominasi oleh anak-anak muda liberal dan funky. Entah kenapa, rasanya di periklanan waktu berjalan lebih cepat dari semestinya. Tiba-tiba saja semua teman sebaya saya udah pada kawin semua. Bahkan ada yang udah punya anak 3 dan sudah menginjak remaja. Saya yang setiap hari bergaul dengan anak-anak muda hampir ga menyadari hal itu. Saya selalu merasa muda terus, ga menyadari bahwa kepala mulai membotak, perut kian membuncit, mata semakin celong dan mata udah minta kacamata plus.
Ibu saya cukup kuatir dengan status saya yang selalu jomblo. Suatu hari dia mengajak saya ke kampungnya di Batutabal, Sumatera Barat. Karena bertahun-tahun ga mudik, kayaknya Ibu saya ga tau lagi situasi di kampungnya. Sampai di tempat tujuan, kampung kami hanya berisi orangtua dan anak-anak. Pemuda2nya rata-rata udah merantau ke kota2 besar dan tentu saja terutama Jakarta. Belakangan saya baru tau ternyata perjalanan itu misinya untuk mencari jodoh buat saya. Hahahahahahaβ¦Untung gagal.
Temen-temen kantor juga sok ikut-ikutan kuatir dengan keadaan saya. Misalnya Creative Director kantor kami, Syarif, malahan menawarkan kakak perempuannya untuk saya jadiin istri.
βBud lu kawin sama kakak gue, mau ga? Dia juga masih jomblo.β katanya.
Saya senyum-senyum aja mendengar tawarannya. Tapi untuk menjaga perasaannya, saya jawab juga, βKakak lu orangnya kayak gimana?β
βYa kayak gue! Namanya juga kakak adik, pastilah mirip banget.β jawabnya.
βIya persisnya kayak gimana.β desak saya.
βLu liat aja gue. Nah kakak gue persis kayak gue gini, ya mukanya ya badannya semuanya sama. Bedanya dia cewe. Itu aja.β Syarif memberikan jawaban blunder yang membuat saya mundur teratur.
Oscar Napitupulu, manager produksi saya mendesak dengan cara lain lagi. Katanya, βBud, kapan lu kawin? Gue udah ngomong sama orang percetakan, mereka mau bikinin 1000 lembar undangan pake fancy paper buat undangan kawinan lu, GRATIS.β
βCewe aja belom punya masa udah mikirin undangan?β jawab saya.
βMakanya buru-buru cari, ka
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dari dulu pertama saya nonton TV perasaan pertanyaan2 kuis itu gampang2 sekali, contoh Apa kelebihan Yamah* Mi*: A. Lebih irit bahan bakar B. Lebih banyak jenis spionnya
Kalaupun pertanyaannya lumayan susah, yang jawab itu pasti bener2 aja (kuis2 TV), kaya gk pernah satu kali pun salah. Apa gk curiga itu direkayasa?
Dan lagi, apakah pemenang kuis itu BENAR-BENAR dapat hadiah, kalau ada yg pernah boleh diceritain pengalamannya
I've only been practicing magick for a couple months now. Mostly working with sigils and tarot. I havent even thought about a diety yet, though I've always been drawn to the symbolism of Baphomet so I figured I'd start working with her. But last night I had the most vivid dream of my life. I woke up naked in a strange void. The sky was a deep purple and the ground seemed to be made of flowing blood. I could feel it clinging to my body and the air smelled like copper and jasmine. I walked forward for a little ways before I came upon a a large figure of a woman. She was hunched over and her skin was the prettiest shade of black I have ever seen.. almost shimmering. She must have noticed me because she lifted her head and met my gaze. Her eyes were a crimson red and her tongue was sticking out.. almost writhing like a tentacle. She lifted 4 arms, one holding a blood stained sickle, the other a forever bleeding severed head. She held a bowl underneath that was overflowing and spilling onto the ground. She extended her last empty hand to me and I instantly fell to my knees, blubbering like a baby. I had never been so terrified. She lifted my chin and I met her gaze. An overwhelming sense of love and understanding washed over me. I knew I should be afraid but it was as if she were halting that feeling. She then gripped me by the throat and stood up, lifting me high off of the ground. She licked the blood from my body and then proceeded to... for lack of a better word, fellate me. And yes, I'm still being completely serious. When she was finished, she opened her mouth and swallowed me whole. I could feel myself slither down her throat into a black void until I was encased in a womb of warm darkness. I woke up in cold sweats and was shaking. I'm still very confused by what it all means. I had never really looked into the Hindu Gods before so I googled "black skinned 4 armed woman with tongue sticking out" and apparantly I had seen Kali.
TL/DR: The Hindu Goddess of time and destruction sucked me off and ate me in a dream. What does this mean?
I think the reason she keeps harping on the 5% and highlights especially in the episodes after the Disney trip was because of her resentment towards Ethan not paying her back. Itβs like she had to pay for his tickets and he still is pocketing all the Frenemies, in her perspective at least and that made her mad.
Basically her sister was saying how ethan and hila were never invited to the disney trip and was suppose to be a surprise for trisha with just her mum, sister and moses. But ethan invited himself and didnt pay for the VIP tickets or for dinner (which I'm sure he would of if asked). Sister seems to be just like trisha
Just an edit: Ethan also tried posting a tik tok with all the examples we have seen of Trisha sexualizing Ethan, but it went under review, then must not of been able to post
Was wondering if I should purchase a compatible phone or tablet for the os. I want to make sure it's worth it and you don't have to pack around a wireless keyboard and mouse to actually use it. Thanks!
p.s. if you have used it, do you need a wifi adapter? How does that work...? Does it use the phone/tablets? I've only used kali in a vm so I'm not sure if it will function normally outside of that. 99% sure it will but hey, you never know.
In fact, using it for something other than its intended purpose makes you look like an idiot.
It's common advice that Kali Linux shouldn't be used as a regular desktop OS (even Kali's website says this), but way too many people see this and think they're more edgy and hardcore for ignoring it.
If you're one of those people, let me show you how dumb your line of reasoning is:
Using Kali as your main OS is like driving a forklift as your only car and you don't even know how to operate the forks (pen testing tools).
It's too slow to keep up with traffic, it's top heavy and easy to flip over, there's no airbags, and you get drenched in the rain. No one thinks you're a badass for driving a forklift on the freeway, they're just confused about what the fuck you're trying to achieve.
Felt lots of good vibrations through my body. I evaporated into light energy and shot into a star. In this star I dissolved into infinite energy. In this infinite energy I knew I was supposed to meet someone I have never met before.
I began to see myself falling and I was I was falling I was caught by some sort of dead being. My body was still glowing with light energy. Even though the being was from the underworld and assisted with death I still felt that the being had good energy. The being helped me realize death isnβt actually bad and that death is actually a sign for change. Death is just change. After I had this realization I met goddess Kali. The Indian death goddess with lots of arms and swords. She was telling me that if I want change then I have to let an old part of me die. I have to let go essentially if I want anything to change. In order to do this I have to have the courage to essentially kill my self. She gave me a sword and I knew that if I had a choice whether to chop my own head off or not. I decided to chop my own head off. For some reason I knew this more symbolic than anything as no pain was associated with it, although there was a little fear. After I did that I knew that when I returned to my body I would be ready to fully commit to change. I canβt always play precautious and just have to let go.
It was a truly amazing experience.
Maksudnya JRPG jadul yang kelas-kelas game PS1 dan PS2. Kayak Wild Arms, Suikoden, Star Ocean... RPG GBA juga boleh, mungkin kayak Golden Sun...
Iseng-iseng mungkin bisa dijadiin proyek pribadi untuk ngutak-ngatik RPG Maker.
(Kalo tokoh cerita rakyatnya bukan seorang petarung, gpp! Mungkin bisa diimajinasiin ulang jadi mage atau healer)
I have seen a lot of post discussing Parrot vs Kali but everything has been from a few years ago. I currently have Kali on a live usb but I recently came across Parrot and am contemplating if I should switch over or not. Why or why not regarding Parrot vs Kali?
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