His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.
His second son was named Hose B.
Tequila Mockingbird
Hose B.
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.
My dad says, "Oh yeah? What about 'hose B'?"
Who's Jose the blind guy? You know, "Jose, can you see? By the dawn's early light."
"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"
Just Juan
Carlos
I said "Jose can you see?" and everyone started singing the Star Spangled Banner
No Whey Jose
Jose
No whey Jose!!
He called them Jose and Hose B......
Roberto.
No Whey, Jose!
You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot? The security guard came up and said, “Hey, Jose, you got to leave.” Jose said, “¿Por qué? It’s a parking lot and I’m parked.” Security guard replies, “Didn’t you see the sign? It’s Patrón parking only.”
My co-worker Jose is Guatemalan. We usually joke on each other about our respective races but I refer to him as everything but Guatemalan. Mexican, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian etc.
Today he pulled a stupid move at the end of the day. "Jose! Ya stupid Bolivian" "I'm not from Bolivia!" "Really Jose? Because I don't Boleev-ya"
Annoyed anger and squinted eyes were his only response.
No way Jose!
Jose and Jos B
I told him "No whey, Jose"
I had some friends over my house when my dad came home.
Friend: Hello sir. I'm Jose.
Dad: Nice to meet you Jose. Looks around So, where's hose b?
No Whey Jose
Jose and Hose-B
Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Haunt-avirus
Sorry if this repeats an earlier one. I just thought of this during a tour of the Winchester House in San Jose
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
One of the managers is Jose and I asked him, "Did you know there is a whole city in California where no one is named Jose?" "Really, where?" "San Jose! Huehuehue"
Groans all around
There's two brothers that work with me at my job. One guys name is Jose. The other's...Noway.
Noway And Jose.
I told Noway to thank his parents, they're are geniuses!
Jose and Hose B
He named them Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Just Juan.
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
He named One Jose and the other Hose B.
Jose and hose B
Jose and Hose B
