I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is βJose.β
His brother, βHose B,β not so much.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
A firefighter had two sons he named one of them Jose and the other Hose B
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︎ Nov 20 2019
A Mexican firefighter had twin boys. His first son was named Jose.
His second son was named Hose B.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Jose Cuervo and I were talking about his favorite book...
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I have a confession to make, I have illegitimate twin sons in Mexico. One is named Jose, and the other is named...
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︎ Oct 31 2015
Does anyone know why scientists are having trouble tracking hurricane Jose?
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
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︎ Sep 11 2017
I work with two guys names Jose.
Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.
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︎ Jun 29 2017
My friend just started dating a boy named Jose
My dad says, "Oh yeah? What about 'hose B'?"
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︎ Jan 31 2015
Who's Jose?
Who's Jose the blind guy? You know, "Jose, can you see? By the dawn's early light."
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︎ Aug 07 2013
Told my dad I was hanging out with my friend Jose...
"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"
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︎ Sep 23 2013
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Oct 21 2021
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?
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︎ Oct 27 2021
No way!
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︎ May 05 2021
Who can say the word "Co"?
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︎ Aug 27 2021
I brought my Hispanic friend to the Fourth of July Fireworks... we were stuck in a huge crowd...
I said "Jose can you see?" and everyone started singing the Star Spangled Banner
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︎ Jul 18 2021
What do you call gluten free Mexican cheese?
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What did the Mexican fire chief name his son
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What do you call a Latino body builder thatβs out of protein?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?
He called them Jose and Hose B......
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A dad-texted and tested joke
You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot?
The security guard came up and said, βHey, Jose, you got to leave.β
Jose said, βΒΏPor quΓ©? Itβs a parking lot and Iβm parked.β
Security guard replies, βDidnβt you see the sign? Itβs PatrΓ³n parking only.β
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Dadjoking at the job
My co-worker Jose is Guatemalan. We usually joke on each other about our respective races but I refer to him as everything but Guatemalan. Mexican, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian etc.
Today he pulled a stupid move at the end of the day.
"Jose! Ya stupid Bolivian"
"I'm not from Bolivia!"
"Really Jose? Because I don't Boleev-ya"
Annoyed anger and squinted eyes were his only response.
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︎ Mar 13 2015
There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma
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︎ Sep 07 2017
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?
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︎ Jun 16 2019
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
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︎ Jan 21 2019
My friends met my dad
I had some friends over my house when my dad came home.
Friend: Hello sir. I'm Jose.
Dad: Nice to meet you Jose. Looks around So, where's hose b?
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︎ Jul 06 2014
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
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︎ Feb 28 2018
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Jose and Hose-B
Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"
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︎ Sep 24 2015
What disease can a ghost give you?
Haunt-avirus
Sorry if this repeats an earlier one. I just thought of this during a tour of the Winchester House in San Jose
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︎ Dec 23 2015
My co-worker didn't see the value in patience
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
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︎ Mar 18 2015
Only the cheesiest of dad jokes I dropped at Chipotle
One of the managers is Jose and I asked him, "Did you know there is a whole city in California where no one is named Jose?" "Really, where?" "San Jose! Huehuehue"
Groans all around
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︎ Apr 11 2014
This is true, believe it or not.
There's two brothers that work with me at my job.
One guys name is Jose.
The other's...Noway.
Noway And Jose.
I told Noway to thank his parents, they're are geniuses!
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︎ Sep 12 2013
I have two hoses
I call them Jose and Hose B
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︎ Sep 15 2021
What did the fireman name his 2 sons?
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︎ Aug 25 2021
The mexican fireman just had two sons
He named them Jose and Hose B
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︎ May 22 2021
What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?
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︎ May 26 2019
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Jul 01 2016
My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What do you call Mexican wine?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Did you hear about the Mexican Fireman whoβs wife had twins?
He named One Jose and the other Hose B.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
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