Jonny Johansson Puns

Every year, I try to go the movie theater as much as possible. Usually 3-5 times a week but significantly less over the past 2 years. I like to keep stubs/dates/scores/etc for fun. In theaters, I saw 5 movies in 2015, 9 movies in 2016, 140 movies in 2017, 162 movies in 2018, 192 movies in 2019, and 44 movies in 2020. This is my full ranking of every movie I saw in theaters in 2021.

My reviews/scores are not meant to be anything serious, and it's really just a personal enjoyment scale, I don't keep a checklist or anything, just a ticket stub and a rating when I leave the theater, sorted at the end of the year with a few random thoughts. Scores sometimes change after re-watch and ranking, but most stay the same. I'll admit that my scores this year are probably more inflated than usual because being back in theaters on a regular basis was amazing. I try to stay away from reviews and trailers as much as possible so I can go in blind for most movies.

I got COVID in mid-December so I'm running behind on a lot of the more recent big movies and/or award-contenders (Spider-Man, Nightmare Alley, Licorice Pizza, Passing, Matrix 4, Red Rocket, The Lost Daughter, Tender Bar, etc), but I should get to most of those in the coming week or so. I also skipped on a few other big titles (Annette, The Suicide Squad, Godzilla vs. Kong, etc). Hopefully next year will be better and I'll get close to my 200 goal. I don't rank anything I've seen outside of theaters.

Dune - 10/10

Asia - 9/10 - Depressing, heart-wrenching, and a closing scene that'll make you want to curl up into a ball and cry. I love a good punch like this once in a while. The pacing is a little bit off and it's very depressing, but it works. This movie came out of nowhere and is probably the one I regularly think about the most from 2021.

Pig - 9/10

Nomadland - 9/10

King Richard - 9/10 - This could have been another cheesy, shallow ego project (ahem, like American Underdog that I saw on January 1st, and will be low on the 2022 list), but it did so much more. I cried like a baby at the end, and Will Smith/Aunjanue Ellis/Jon Bernthal were an amazing trio and elevated this to be one of the best sports-biopics of the past decade.

The Father - 9/10

The Green Knight - 9/10

Murina - 8/10 - *Biggest surprise of the year and the best debut film

It's been a heck of a year for the global Taskmaster franchise, and next year should be just as incredible. I thought now might be a good time to bring together in one post what we might expect to see in 2022. It looks like March, in particular, could be an intense period of international televised tasking.

What we know...

Bäst i Test (Sweden)

• The contestants for series 6 were disclosed on the official Bäst i Test Instagram account between August and September, with the permanent panel consisting of: Anis Don Demina, Sofia Dalen, Sussie Eriksson, and Marcus Berggren. Guest contestants will be: Johanna Nordstrom, Tareq Taylor, Fredde Granberg, Vanna Rosenberg, Lotta Engberg, Annika Lantz, Danny Saucedo, Petrina Solange, and Jerka Johansson.
• In mid-November 2021 it was announced that the live studio recording sessions for series 6 would be taking place across six 4-hour sessions between 29 November and 7 December 2021.
• Though no official air date has been announced, I anticipate that this series will begin airing in late February 2022. Update 1: u/ElPressimo has had a look at the schedule, and thinks it will begin airing on 4 March 2022. Update 2: u/twkeever shared below that it's now been announced that the show will start airing on 4 February 2022! Update 3: Nope, scratch that! u/ElPressimo was correct the first time, according to u/twkeever~~.~~

Kongen Befaler (Norway)

• On 2 December 2021 it was announced that tickets were available for the live studio filming sessions of series 5 at the Drammens Theatre, with 10 filming sessions taking place between 17 January and 30 January 2022.
• It was revealed that the contestants for this series would be: Harald Eia, Janne Formoe, Henrik Elvestad, Kristine Grændsen, and Martin Lepperød.
• Though no official air date has been announced, based on the turnaround from filming to broadcast for series 4, this could begin air

With no Sens hockey over the next few days, wanted to take a look at his drafting record. Often credited as his strength, wanted to see how he’s done.

Obviously this is subjective and can disagree if you want, plus really early for a lot of these drafts so could change

Dorion GM 2016-present

Trent Mann 2018-present

2016

11 Logan Brown (C) - injuries hampered his time in Ottawa, plus a deteriorating relationship his camp and the org. Eventually trade to STL for Sanford. Can still become an everyday NHLer, but not worth 11th overall

42 Jonathan Dahlen (W) - traded to VAN for Burrows, to help out for the 2017 playoffs. Didn’t do much for their org initially, and relationships soured until he was traded to SJS. Went back to the Allsvenskan and was the best player in the league, now doing well in SJS top6. Took longer to develop then some, but looks good so far.

103 Todd Burgess (W) - Who? Mid round pick that didn’t do much at college, never got a contract. Currently on an AHL deal with Manitoba.

133 Max Lajoie (D) - After a hot start in the NHL, his play teetered off. Shoulda been sent down earlier. With some injuries and other players coming in the system, he got passed. Traded to CAR for Bishop. Solid depth Dman that can play an NHL shift.

163 Markus Nurmi (W) - Late pick that was ok in Liiga. Never got a contract, but is currently a solid player in Finland. Can see him coming over in year or 2 and signing as a Euro FA.

Grade: C- Brown was a good pick at the time that got sidelined by injuries and Dahlen got shipped out early and took awhile to develop. Plus a depth Dman in the midrounds, but none of them currently with the org and all we have to show for it is Bishop and Sanford.

2017

28 Shane Bowers (C) - Traded immediately in the Duchene deal to COL. Currently looks like we sold high on him, since he hasn’t done much at the AHL level and yet to play a game in the NHL

47 Alex Formenton (W) - After some solid junior numbers, made the jump to the AHL and did very well as a rookie. Currently playing in Ottawa’s bottom6, and still has some upside. At worst looks to be a 3rd line PK specialist.

121 Drake Batherson (W) - Overager in the draft, this is a home run. Was a top player at the AHL level, and currently a legit top6 winger. Leading the Sens in scoring and signed to 4.9M / 6years.

163 Jordan Hollett (G) - late round goalie, didn’t do much at the junior level. Didn’t get signed and don’t think he’s even playing hockey anymore.

Grade: A Sold

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

When I got home, they were still there.