Jokes Not Puns

Period.

Sigh-entist!

But they are a solid number 2.

• A dad on New Year’s Eve.

I’m a faux pas.

Honestly, I don’t know whether I should be proud, or pissed that someone is monetizing our jokes.

Guess that means I'm a faux pa.

Otherwise.

But most arrrrrrrrr

They require a successful delivery…

People tell me it’s a faux pa

Unless everybody gets them.

I press 'Submit'

You shouldn’t even make a single Juan.

They're also pun-ishingly bad! You should be pun-alized for it!

Edit: >!I normally don't do this but let me explain the joke/post. Please notice the pun-chline below the title.!<

>!The idea behind this post was to make a pun out of the controversial topic of this sub and nothing else.!<

>!I'm the "devil's advocate" when it comes to both sides. I love both SFW and NSFW dad jokes. Also, there are many prude cultures in the world where parents don't use NSFW jokes with their kids even as an adult so it makes sense why they won't think an NSFW joke is not a dad joke. Reddit is not limited to western culture.!<

Edit 2: A lot of people have been sharing links in this post. Don't click them. They might be scammers.

...but a solid number two.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

You could say they are more PAPA-lar amongst non-dads.

only sum

We need s’more of those.

...they just never deliver.

its all in the delivery

No pun in ten did.

But when it's good, it's a rare medium well done.

I’ve herd them all so don’t udder a single word.

It's a real faux pa.

It's a faux pa.

A man is walking outside.

"Hey, how's it going Man?"

"I'm just UNDER THE WEATHER."

Because they always come crashing down.

You could say I'm a Faux Pah!

For some reason my brothers getting them all

But pickle jokes? Those are my bread and butter!

They are an integral part of our society.

I have a feline that they aren’t the best jokes to tell.

People don’t seem to get them.

They're often too well done

Guess my dry sense of humor isn't welcome here

Why come to a joke page and get offended? I mean, I know people are dying and all, but we aren't the ones Putin them on blast.

Does that make me a faux pas ?

A faux pa

But they are a solid number two

But they are a solid #2

I press “Submit”.

Period.