There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
Feel blessed to live in Hawai'i but apparently, I'm just not a funny guy. Every time I tell a joke, all I get is...
a low ha
Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.
Come on guys.
My kids said I need to stop with the egg jokes, because they’re not funny.
Yolk’s on them, I crack myself up!
This joke might or might not be funny.
This is a Schrö-zinger .
I'm really sick of all the jokes about socialism. It's just not funny.
Unless everyone gets them.
Why was the cooking joke not funny?
Because it didn't pan out
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny.
They just don't work.
Mime joke not funny
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
Why are jokes in theatres not funny?
They seem pretty staged.
How do you call a joke that's not funny anymore?
A dead joke
With Pirate bay in the news this joke is timely, if not funny
Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: That's easy, "arrr" Dad: you'd think so but you'd be wrong. Its the "C" Me: groan Dad: But wait there's more... actually it might be the "P", because without a p a pirate is just irate! Me: I'm so done
Socialist jokes are not funny,
Unless everybody gets them.
