I've been searching for a job, hoping maybe there'll be a bakery hiring

I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elishaahh
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.

I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The Key To Job Searching Is Looking Deep Within Yourself.

It’s all about the inner view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups

We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuroStyle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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After a long job search, I finally got a job in a company that makes telescopes.

Things are looking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdom83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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If you need a job you should apply at Search and Rescue..

They're always looking for people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakhuul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do you call someone who's job is to search for shredded cheese?

An investi-grater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwabike
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Interviewer: We only hire people who are responsible.

Me: Well, your search ends today. At my previous job, whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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