Job Hunting

My wife was helping me look for a job online when she said, "Here's one that pays pretty well to wash mirrors". I looked at her and said, "Yeah I can see myself doing that".

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👤︎ u/engnumber9
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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My friend did guerrilla interviews yesterday while job hunting.

I told her not to worry because the hiring process is a lot of monkey business anyway.

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📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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My boss kept nagging me so I told him, “Lay off!”

My wife was not happy when I got home and told her I needed to start job hunting

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👤︎ u/puppyball
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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The dadliest game

I play poker with a bunch of 50+ year old men every Saturday, and earlier this evening I was telling them about a documentary I watched called Head Hunters of world war 2, which is about some b17 pilots who crashed in the pacific, and were protected by a tribe of headhunters who started hunting Japanese soldiers to protect the American pilots.

After I finish telling them, one guy pipes up and says "did they find a job?"

The collective groans became raucous laughter.

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👤︎ u/scamperly
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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Telling a friend about applying for Hanford/Bechtel

I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)

"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"

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📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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