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The group thinks Elaine's new coworker made up consulting just to pad his resume. This gives George ideas and he starts doing the same. However, companies reject him before he can reject them. This makes him more irate and he doubles down.
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Jerry knocks on Kramer's door to talk to him. Kramer answers the door and plastic easter eggs fall out into the hallway. His apartment is filled upto his knees in them.
Jerry: Kramer, what's all of this?
Kramer: They're easter eggs, Jerry.
Jerry: Why do you have so many in your apartment?
Kramer: I'm putting together an egg hunt in Central Park in a few weeks. You should come out and join us.
Jerry: A few weeks? Kramer, it's September!
Kramer: Exactly. These people need all the practice they can get Jerry. I watched last spring's egg hunt. It was a disaster. (voice pitch goes up as his says disaster)
Jerry: What's next, trick or treat in March?
Kramer: Oh, don't you worry Jerry. I'm already way ahead of you. (Makes clicking noise) Well, I've gotta go. These eggs won't hide themselves.
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George finally gets an offer when he pretended to be a consultant for his made up nonprofit that organized Kramer's egg hunt. However, they offer him a lot of money. Leaving him conflicted between rejecting them and taking the money. He ends up negotiating a better salary and benefits than they offered due to the egg hunt's popularity.
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Peterman fires the consultant at the end of the episode for being a debbie downer all of the time. The same thing happened to Jerry's girlfriend in the past, and she's put on an overly positive facade ever since.
SEINFELD X HOUSE
SCENE 1: In the car: Jerry and Elaine are in the front. George and Kramer are in the back.
Jerry: I can’t believe they asked me to do this! I feel important. Raising funds for cancer- such a noble thing to do (he is proud of himself for doing this)
Elaine: How many doctors will there be?
J: I don’t know, why?
E: Nothing. (Thinking: Boy, I really hope to see a cute doctor.)
Kramer: Well, if they are looking for a dermatologist, they’re in luck (clicks tongue)
J: I thought you were the assman
K: uhh.. yeah.. that too.
Jerry looks in the rear view mirror to see a silent George.
J: Hey Georgie boy, what’s up with you?
George: (sad) Nothing. I am unemployed, single and miserable. Everything’s as usual.
J: You know they might have a therapist at the hospital. I might pull a favour, you know?
G: A free therapy session?
J: Yeah
G: Really?
J: I’ll try
G: What does “try” mean? You don’t think they’ll agree to a free therapy session?
J: I don’t know these people
G: So what? You are doing them a favour!
J: It’s a fundraiser
G: You are doing a favour to the cancer patients! Without the patients, where would the hospital be?
J: So?
G: So you’re doing a favour to them, indirectly.
<Jerry looks at him in disgust>
E: Do you think patients get to choose their own doctors?
J: I don’t think so
E: It’s a big hospital. I’m sure there are lots of doctors.
J: I don’t think there are that many doctors in a single hospital
E: No no. If I had a hospital, every patient would get to choose their own doctor
J: Good luck with that, Dr Benes.
<Kramer interrupts>
K: Well, if any patient requests for Dr Van Nostrand, let them know I am in the clinic.
<everyone looks at Kramer>
SCENE 2: They reach the hospital, park the car and enter the building. The Dean, Dr Lisa Cuddy comes to greet Jerry
Dr Lisa Cuddy (LC): Good morning, Mr Seinfeld. I am Lisa Cuddy, the Dean. Thank you so much for doing this. The oncology department really appreciates your help.
J: Oh it’s nothing. (Feeling proud of himself, again). Anyway, these are my friends. This is Elaine (points to Elaine), this is George (points to George) and (points to Kramer) this is K…
K: Dr Van Nostrand, Procotology……and Dermatology too.
<Lisa looks at Kramer with confusion. George looks at Lisa and recognizes her>
G: Karen??!
LC: I’m sorry?
G: You’re Karen, right? You changed your name to Lisa?
LC: I think you have me mistaken for someone e
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