Jailbreak Puns

Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.

One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.

I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."

> "Advice is to hold off though. It's buggy and sends data from your phone- lifehacker"

> "How long do I have to hold the off button to delete the lifehacker virus?"

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ps. First reddit post ever.

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During a jailbreak attempt, an inmate escaped but had two-thirds of his body sliced clean off by a closing gate.

He is now a one-third criminal.