A list of puns related to "J Cole"
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
Sir Cole.
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Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
1. Thermodynamics - energy cannot be created or destroyed
2. Murphy’s - anything that can go wrong will
3. Cole’s - thinly sliced cabbage
I replied “You’re gonna make Cole do what?”
Dad: “Have you hear of Murphy’s Law?”
Unsuspecting Victim: “Yes”
Dad: “Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”
Unsuspecting Victim: “No”
Dad: “It is thinly sliced cabbage”
They call it, Coles law
-Cole’s Law
That’s Cole’s Law.
Coles Law
Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??
It was Cole's Law.
Cole’s Law
Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".
It's Cole's Law.
And I shall name it Cole's law
The Denver Zoo just announced one of the sloths would be having a baby soon... I told my kids that there is only one best name for a sloth... Cole....
J Cole
When asked which law of physics was his favorite, he told us about Cole's law.
Cole's law states that one part cabbage mixed with one part mayonnaise will yield a delicious dish
There's no such thing as a poultry crime! (Stolen from a hero dad in country Australia http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/give-me-the-bloody-chicken-hero-dad-thwarts-chook-thief-outside-coles-20180109-h0fl5g.html )
Their names where Jerry, Bryon, and Cole.
Jerry: You know what's Muphry's Law right? What can happen will happen?
Jerry: You know what Cole's Law is?
Bryon: Wait what's that?
Jerry: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Shoutout to /r/Squaredcirlce.
I was driving in the car with my daughter when The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole comes on the radio
"Daddy, how do they roast chestnuts?"
"On an open fire, duh"
Cue eye roll and a 9 year old googling the answer
Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."
Every year.
Background: my sister and I have a friend named Cole who spins fire on staffs and hoops as a performance art. "Burning" is short hand for spinning fire or performing with fire.
Sis: Tonight Cole is burning at Maker's square.
Me: Well its cleaner than oil.
She paused, facepalmed, I kept the sly smile.
Mom: cole rocks Dad: coal isnt a rock, honey.
My girlfriend is named Nicole, and I squeezed her butt. I said "I better Wash my hands before I get Nicole-i" (pronounced knee-cole-i as in E. coli)
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Son: Yeah I've heard of it.
Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?
Son: No, what is it?
Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!
Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage
“Yeah, i think so..”
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?
“No, what’s that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
“Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?”
“Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage”
Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Me: No, what's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."
"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
Me: anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Dad: what's Cole's law?
Me:...
Dad: chopped up cabbage!
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