What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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What do you call an isolated tree?

A quaran-tree-ne

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Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?

Dad: Yousoearly

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After contracting Covid19 there was only one option for Santa

Elf Isolation.

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In Europe we use ISOlation...

And in America we use ANSIlation

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/francistheoctopus
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Why doesn't Santa have to quarantine before crossing international borders this year?

Because he's been in elf-isolation

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Isolation madness product
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VitaminKW
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Iโ€™ve been self isolating with coronavirus

Above all, Iโ€™ve found it tough to stay positive.

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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isnโ€™t going to self isolate?

Heโ€™s down with the sickness.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/E-radi-cate
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Self isolation is getting so bad Iโ€™m starting to crush on my roommate.

And weโ€™ve been married more than 27 years!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Agonda12
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?

A Qur'anteen

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Now that people are isolated and bored they make a lot more dad jokes

It's a true pundemic

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zatosu_
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Elf isolation #COVID19 #Coronavirus
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YourDadsMumComedy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a self isolating director

Quentin Quarantino

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My daughter asked me what the opposite of isolate is.

I told her yousoearly

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Labor organizers came to Santa's workshop one day, and discovered the working conditions were terrible.

So the organizers contacted the elves and started communicating their rights to them.

At first, union outreach seemed to be going well. But then the process ran aground.

The elves delivering the presents had some contact with the outside world, so they understood they were getting a bad deal and wanted to go on strike.

And even the factory elves were sympathetic, because they'd seen their coworkers be punished for getting injured.

But, as one organizer mourned,

"It's the little folks slaving away in the back of the warehouse who don't understand. They're loyal to the big man, because he keeps them so isolated."

All in all, it was a bad case of stock gnome syndrome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Propyl_People_Ether
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I have to self-isolate for 7 days

That's week

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/banks987
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why did you keep working for mail service when everyone was isolating?

It's not the money, it's about the message.

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I grew a beard in isolation and I asked my daughter "Should I shave my beard?โ€œ she said "No Dad, it's grown on me"

I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NerdonSight
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Think Iโ€™ll self-isolate in my tent..

Just call me Tentinโ€™ Quarantino.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tab232
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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During this virus outbreak, I'll be isolated with my bottles of booze.

I call it my... liqourantine.

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What do you call a healthcare worker that doesnโ€™t self-isolate after contracting COVID-19?

A hippocritic oaf.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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To escape the Coronavirus, I wish Iโ€™d had time to isolate myself on Noman.

Noman is an island.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Konamicoder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Two sick Caskets in a Coronavirus isolation ward. One says to the other...

...was that you Coffin ?

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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To everyone who has to self-isolate because of Coronavirusโ€ฆ

Hope you have all bases COVID

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shitpanowner
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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If you cough and you are a little horse you should take invermectin.

If you are not a little horse and are a little hoarse then you should probably self isolate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ochoytnik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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My cousin is obsessed with Belle Delphine (long)

Iโ€™m worried about my cousin. Heโ€™s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. Heโ€™s into girls. Ooh, thereโ€™s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousinโ€™s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, thereโ€™s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tomโ€™s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin wonโ€™t shut up about how he bought them all. Heโ€™s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. Itโ€™s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, Iโ€™m telling him that this isnโ€™t healthy behavior, and Iโ€™m encouraging him to seek counseling. Iโ€™m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.

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If you like remote, isolated vacations, do not go to Rio de Janeiro.

There's a Brazilian people there.

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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

By santatising

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/0lSherlockl0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19?

Because he has Santa-bodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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If you have isolated bug bites

Are they considered troglobites?

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Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santaโ€™s workshop?

Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trendfoll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Daughter: "Can Santa catch the coronavirus?"

Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/calmdownboosterseat
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Pants...

or as professionals call it: leg isolation

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Sticky situation youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA
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Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.

Turns out it was an isolated incident.

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Why did Santa get coronavirus

He wasnโ€™t elf isolating.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DecentFisherman3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.

Theyโ€™re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sgri0b
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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There is no whey I will do a protein joke.

Might get isolated

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kishenoy
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Electricians during this rough period...

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andyginn12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I asked my priest for advice

My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.

Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.

So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.

He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RangerHikes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Which type of weather is best suited to a pandemic?

Isolated showers.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I've just had a huge argument with my wife due to being stuck with her in lockdown at home...

Thankfully, it's just an isolated incident.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sgtbuckles
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fanoran
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The opposite of isolate is....

yousoearly

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