Ironies Puns

Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.

On 2/02/22, both Groundhog Day and the US State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

One involves the meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication .

The other involves a groundhog

Wrinkly

Haha do i really?

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

I mean, you’re “whole,” but just “some.”

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or are they?

Irony is the direct opposite of wrinkley.

Is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch

Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

And that's the tooth of the matter.

There's no iron in it.

(Credits to my brother)

So I said I was playing golf and out of curiosity I licked one of my golf clubs. It tasted irony.

I hope this isn't polarizing.

My boss said I'll get a fe for doing it again.

…“hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated?"

Which was ironic, because we were at the bus stop at the time.

opposite of wrinkly?

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The opposite of wrinkly.

is the opposite of wrinkly.

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Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop

The opposite of wrinkly.