New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours
- Local cases:
- +0 new local cases.
- 🍩🥳 This is the 62nd day in a row that Victoria has recorded no new local cases of COVID-19 within the state passing Victoria’s post-pandemic record of 61 days!
- Interstate cases:
- +0 new case acquired interstate.
- 💉 Vaccinations:
- +4,278 new vaccinations yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
- Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
- Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
- Overseas cases:
- +1 new overseas case recorded: The case is a man aged in his 50s.
- Expected overseas arrivals today, 29th of April: TBA.
- ℹ️ Other important information:
- Update: contact tracing: Negative test results have been received for all close contacts associated with the interstate acquired case announced on Friday, including passengers, air and ground crew of interest to Victoria from flight QF778, and people in Victoria linked to WA exposure sites. We strongly remind all Australians that they are obligated to obtain a permit, exemption or exception to enter Victoria. For more information, visit Service Victoria.
- 21st of April: Victoria Ready To Lead On New Vaccine Manufacturing
Press conference recap
- Victoria's Acting Premier James Merlino says the state is in detailed discussions with the federal government about a regional quarantine facility proposed for Mickleham. Victoria wants the federal government to pay for construction and take ownership - like Howard Springs
- A decision on whether to build it won’t be made until September - only then would construction start.
- Victoria says $15m to be spent on the detailed design process. The site is next door to an existing animal quarantine facility.
- Vic gov saying the Commonwealth needs to step up, after the state took on the “burden” of quarantine 12 months ago.
- Merlino: "We just don't know how this year will play out".. and today's proposal "is about givi
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Let me know what yall think.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
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But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
New cases reported in the last 24 hours
- +0 new local cases identified overnight.
- +4 new overseas cases in hotel quarantine
>Update 6.38pm AEST: New contact tracing locations added in Acacia Ridge and Sunnybank Hills - https://www.qld.gov.au/health/conditions/health-alerts/coronavirus-covid-19/current-status/contact-tracing
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>Update 5.22pm AEST: Confirmed positive case linked to hotel cleaner. The partner of the quarantine hotel cleaner who tested positive to the UK variant of COVID-19 on 7 January 2021, has also tested positive to COVID-19. Queensland Chief Health Officer Dr Jeannette Young said the partner has been in quarantine since 7 January, however additional contact tracing is underway.This new case will be recorded in tomorrow's numbers.
The Premier has announced an end to the three day lockdown, but some restrictions will stay in place:
From 6pm tonight (11th Jan) until the 22nd Jan for the Greater Brisbane Area which includes the LGA's of Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan City, Moreton Bay and Redlands.
- The three day lockdown will end.
- Masks are required to be carried outside the home at all times
- Masks are required to be worn in
- Shopping centres
- Supermarkets
- Retail outlets
- Indoor markets
- Hospitals and Aged Care Facilities
- Places of worship
- Libraries
- Indoor recreational facilities such as cinemas, art galleries
- Gyms
- Public transport and ride-shares
- The 'Gabba will be reduced to 50% capacity for the 4th test.
- People must be seated whilst eating and drinking in restaurants, pubs and clubs
- Businesses and venues will be required to abide by the 4 metre square rule indoors
New Exposure Sites
People who have been to the following sites are asked to contact 13 HEALTH for advice and get tested.
- Woolworths Calamvale North on January 3 between 11:00am and 12:00pm
- Coles Sunnybank Hills on 5 January between 7.30am and 8:00am
- Nextra Sunnybank Hills news agent on 5 January between 8:00am and 8:15am
Cases to date
| Last 24 hours | TOTAL | |
|---|---|---|
| Number of cases | +4 | 1,278 |
| Active cases | +5 | 25 |
| Recovered | +2 | 1,243 |
| Deaths | +0 | 6 |
| Tests | +18,904 | 1,608 |
I said, “That makes two of us.”
Now he’s a great grandfather
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
