A list of puns related to "Internet Banking"
I made a dad joke the other day, probably not an original but I came up with it on the spot and I am proud enough that I felt the internet had to know!
Setting: a backpacker hostel in New Zealand. A couple are talking about a time when some farmers set sheep loose in the Louvre in France as a protest.
The set up: the girl says 'and a pony walked into a police station on its own once too'
To which I turned around and replied: 'I heard about that, he was trying to report a crime but couldn't get his point across because he was a little hoarse'
Which resulted in a blank stare from the French girl and uproarous laughter followed by a somber head shake from the Scottish guy.
Putting that one in the bank for when I have kids.
Her: We should get going.
Me: Hold on, I want to open this online bank account before they close.
Her: <sarcastic> Oh yeah, cause they close early on Saturday
Me: Yeah, they have to head out early to beat the internet traffic.
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