[Schlossman] Jake Sanderson ends his first half of the season above the ppg pace of all Hobey-winning D-men since Matt Carle in 2006: 1.27 - Sanderson (21-22), 1.20 - Cale Makar (18-19), 1.18 - Scott Perunovich (19-20), 0.86 - Will Butcher (16-17), 0.82 - Matt Gilroy (08-09) twitter.com/SchlossmanGF/…
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[Schlossman] Jake Sanderson ends his first half of the season above the ppg pace of all Hobey-winning D-men since Matt Carle in 2006: 1.27 - Sanderson (21-22), 1.20 - Cale Makar (18-19), 1.18 - Scott Perunovich (19-20), 0.86 - Will Butcher (16-17), 0.82 - Matt Gilroy (08-09) twitter.com/SchlossmanGF/…
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Woke Jake at the vegan butcher. The scale doesn't work. Andv what are the "good parts"? Brains? Tripe? Testicles? youtu.be/LvTNFA-xW3o
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A Glorious trainwreck in 8 and a half minutes: it's Pogo the Clown vs Abdullah the Butcher vs Jake the Snake in a 3-Way Match (JCW Bloodymania, 2007) youtu.be/nnXiGKbc9L0
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Abdullah the Butcher is superior to the Jake the Snake Roberts

Let’s not pretend that Jake the Snake as interesting a wrestler as Abdullah the butcher. That’s craziness. Abdullah the butcher deserves far more credit than he receives. Sure, he was a total gimmick. But as was Jake the snake. He had a stupid snake for pete sake. Sure, he was just a dude from down south who enjoyed barbecue. But he’s the butcher! So bbq makes sense. Let’s put some more respect on Abdullah the butcher’s name. Jake the snake...forget about it!

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MCU GORR The God Butcher concept by Jake Mann. He would be the perfect villian for Thor Love and Thunder.
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AEW Dynamite Scoreboard 11/25/2020 Hikaru Shida 48, Blade 30, Butcher 30, Chris Jericho 30, Angelico 25, Jack Evans 25, Jake Hager 25, Adam Page 23, Will Hobbs 23, Jon Moxley 19 aew.dropthebelt.com/Resul…
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Man I do so like spending time in the Grizzlies, such a pretty area. I go up there occasionally to say hi to Jake/Sadie but other than that there's not much to do there. Hope R* puts a butcher there or something, maybe a trapper would fit better than a lonesome butcher.
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MCU Gorr The God Butcher concept art by Jake Mann
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MCU Gorr The God Butcher concept art by Jake Mann
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Remembering the 1999 Heroes of Wrestling PPV - Jake Roberts shows up hammered, 2 Cold Scorpio shows up with a fake title, and everyone from Marty Jannetty to Abdullah The Butcher help make this one of the worst shows of all time [REVIEW] retroprowrestling.com/202…
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Hope you guys are not getting bothered with me spamming this with pics, but I've done another one, Jake! Now I'll work on Evan, then Pig Butcher, Beard and the last one will be of Richard. imgur.com/oXpPlxl
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Did Scott Boras' Hardball Butcher Jake Arrieta's Free Agency? genadmisspod.com/blog/aft…
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Mega Mewtwo vs. Bloodlusted Greg Heffley with a Butcher Knife and Jake Suit

Mix of Mega Mewtwo X and Y. Rodrick Rules version of Greg

Bonus round:

Greg gets 3 random infinity stones and Mewtwo gets Ligma. Anything change?

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Jake Butcher dead at 81. timesfreepress.com/news/n…
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Pig Butcher Replaces Jake

Thought the Butcher was underused in HM2? Wish you could fight russians as the butcher like in that trailer for the first game?

If so, then this is the mod for you!

Screenshots Patchwad

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Abandoned Whirlwind Mansion! Jake Butcher home got inside heard something or someone moving inside. [17:17] youtube.com/watch?v=Igr8m…
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AEW's first press conference was 3 years ago today. Looking back at their 2019, the talent that have wrestled in their first year, and potential talent leaving

AEW's first press conference was on January 8th, 2019. As AEW is now 3 years in since their very first event, a lot of talent is up for contract renewal, as a lot of names were signed to 3 year contracts (or 3 years plus options in the case of The Elite & Chris Jericho).

Looking back at who has performed for AEW 2019, I was curious who potentially could be leaving, so using CageMatch I did my best to get all the talent for AEW that appeared for them in 2019, as well as their first on screen date. They may have been announced beforehand on twitter or somewhere else, but to make it easy without needing to do tons of research, I've kept it to their first on screen date.

###The Initial Press Conference

It's safe to assume that since we are now at the 3 year mark of the press conference, anyone who did not have an option on their contract has been extended and is with AEW for longer. Anyone that has confirmed as re-signed/extended is noted, but again, all these names are assumed to be extended

Wrestler First On Screen Appearance Date Current Status
Billy Gunn Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Signed as producer, Active in AEW as occasional wrestler
Brandi Rhodes Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Chris Jericho Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Christopher Daniels Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Talent Relations Head/Semi Active on Indies
Cody Rhodes Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Dr. Britt Baker DMD Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, confirmed Re-signed
Frankie Kazarian Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Hangman Page Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Joey Janella Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Matt Jackson Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Contracted Extended
MJF Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Confirmed Re-signed
Nick Jackson Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Contracted Extended
PAC Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Penelope Ford Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Scorprio Sky Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW

###The Ticket Press Conference

An event held to announce Double or Nothing and the tickets going on sale, more talent was announced as having signed with the company. 3 year deals for these talent would all be expiring in 30 days time

|Wrestler|**First

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Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (10-17-5) at Boston Bruins (14-10-2) - 01 Jan 2022 - 01:00PM EST

#Buffalo Sabres (10-17-5) at Boston Bruins (14-10-2)

#TD Garden

##Time

PT MT CT ET AT
10:00AM 11:00AM 12:00PM 01:00PM 02:00PM

Time Clock
FINAL

###Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd OT Total
1 2 0 0 3
0 1 2 1 4

###Team Stats

Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
24 15 10 48.0% 9 4 1/4
41 14 9 52.0% 2 2 0/4

###Goal Summary

Period Time Team Strength Description
OT 00:34 Even Charlie Coyle (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Brad Marchand (18), Charlie McAvoy (14)
3rd 04:49 Even Taylor Hall (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Matt Grzelcyk (6), Charlie McAvoy (13)
3rd 03:24 Even Nick Foligno (1) Backhand, assists: Jake DeBrusk (4)
2nd 19:11 Power Play Alex Tuch (1) Snap Shot, assists: Peyton Krebs (1), Tage Thompson (10)
2nd 11:32 Even Jeff Skinner (10) Wrist Shot, assists: Alex Tuch (2), Tage Thompson (9)
2nd 03:47 Even Craig Smith (3) Backhand, assists: Brad Marchand (17), Charlie McAvoy (12)
1st 06:33 Even Vinnie Hinostroza (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Brett Murray (4), Rasmus Dahlin (15)

###Penalty Summary

Period Time Team Type Min Description
3rd 13:27 Minor 2 Craig Smith Tripping against Rasmus Dahlin
2nd 18:25 Minor 2 Craig Smith Hooking against Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
2nd 14:17 Minor 2 Alex Tuch Interference against Patrice Bergeron
2nd 05:33 Minor 2 Tomas Nosek Tripping again
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β€œJake” from State Farm

I absolutely despise the β€œJake from State Farm” commercials. The original commercial, from 2011, was good for a light chuckle. It was an actually funny commercial that didn’t come out during the super bowl, so it was a pretty big deal. The ad was replayed over and over again, from 2011 up until recently. I guess replaying a tired old commercial finally got to the geniuses at State Farm marketing team, so they decided on a more artificial installment: a whole series of commercials involving Jake from State Farm. This wouldn’t be as painful if the commercials were at least their own thing. The whole joke in the series of State Farm commercials is that Jake from State Farm is Jake from State Farm, which is starkly similar to other commercials insurance companies do (like Progressive and Geico). It seems like a little bit of creativity is too much to ask from these bozos.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Write-Up: My 50 Favorite Rap Albums of the 2010s!

Hey y’all!

u/Jusclalas here. Now that every rap album from the 2010s has had two years to age, I figured I’d rank my favorite 50 rap albums of the decade to share with y’all. Whether you’re looking for new albums to try out or are looking to refresh your memory on some of the best work hip hop has had to offer in recent years, hopefully my write-up can be of some use. Feel to free to comment some of your favorite albums that I didn’t mention, or thoughts on the list in general. I hope you enjoy!

Honorable Mentions

Before we get going, I’d like to shout out ten of my favorite albums by artists who missed the list entirely:

  • Skyzoo & Pete Rock - Retropolitan
  • The Doppelgangaz - Lone Sharks
  • Freeway & Jake One - The Stimulus Package
  • Mac Miller - Faces
  • Rapsody - Laila’s Wisdom
  • Curren$y - Pilot Talk 1
  • Capital STEEZ - AmeriKKKan Korruption
  • Flatbush Zombies - Vacation in Hell
  • PRhyme - PRhyme
  • CZARFACE - Every Hero Needs a Villain

Retropolitan and PRhyme are two throwbacks to β€˜90s east coast hip hop produced by legends of the genre Pete Rock and DJ Premier, respectfully. CZARFACE and The Doppelgangaz are both rap groups with deep catalogues to sort through; CZARFACE wear their MF DOOM influences on their sleeve, while The Doppelgangaz draw from jazzier roots. Rapsody, meanwhile, is a killer MC who comes through with some great conceptual songs on Laila’s Wisdom. If you’re looking for a fun, pop-centric listen, The Stimulus Package, Pilot Talk 1, and Vacation in Hell are all great places to start. And Rest In Peace, Mac Miller and Capital STEEZ. Faces is my favorite work by Mac, and if you like 1999 by his friend Joey Bada$$, you’ll love Capital STEEZ’s Amerikkkan Korruption.

The Top 50 List: 50-11

So here we are: the Top 50. I’ll approach the first 40 in packs of ten before going into the Top 10 in a bit more detail.

50-41:

  1. ScHoolboy Q - Blank Face LP

  2. Isaiah Rashad - Cilvia Demo

  3. Denzel Curry - TA13OO

  4. YG - Still Brazy

  5. Joey Bada$$ - 1999

  6. Jay-Z - 4:44

  7. Future - DS2

  8. Quelle Chris - Guns

  9. Kendrick Lamar - Section.80

  10. Conway the Machine - Reject 2

Blank Face LP is a hard as nails addition to ScHoolboy Q’s grimy discography, with a psychedelic twist in production that ties the album together. Cilvia Demo, in turn, is much more laid back, as Rashad spits about mental health and daily life over hazy southern beats. TA13OO turns the energy back up, with Curry rapping about darker

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[PSN] Digital PlayStation Game Sale
Item Price MSRP % Off History*
13 Sentinels Aegis Rim $31.99 $79.99 60% off Matches low
7th Sector $10.79 $26.99 60% off Matches low
88 Heroes $4.39 $19.99 78% off Lowest price $3.99 on 2020-8-26
A Day Without Me $5.24 $6.99 25% off Matches low
A Jugglers Tale $17.99 $23.99 25% off Matches low
A Jugglers Tale $17.99 $23.99 25% off Matches low
A Pixel Story $3.99 $15.99 75% off Matches low
A Winters Daydream $3.99 $7.99 50% off Matches low
Aborigenus $3.84 $6.99 45% off Matches low
Active Neurons Puzzle Game $2.79 $6.99 60% off Matches low
Active Neurons 2 $2.09 $6.99 70% off Matches low
Active Neurons 3 Wonders Of The World $3.49 $6.99 50% off Matches low
Active Neurons 3 Wonders Of The World $3.49 $6.99 50% off Matches low
Agony $4.04 $53.49 92% off Matches low
Aircraft Evolution $5.39 $13.49 60% off Matches low
Alteric $2.79 $6.99 60% off Lowest price $2.09 on 2020-8-26
Alternate Jake Hunter Daedalus The Awakening Of Golden Jazz $6.41 $53.49 88% off Matches low
Alveole $4.19 $6.99 40% off Matches low
Alveole $4.19 $6.99 40% off New Lowest
American Ninja Warrior Challenge $9.99 $53.49 81% off Matches low
Apocalipsis The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil $2.79 $6.99 60% off Lowest price $2.09 on 2021-6-4
Apsulov End Of Gods $29.99 $39.99 25% off Matches low
Ara Fell Enhanced Edition $
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Who the hell spends so much time with their insurance agent? They need to retire this Shtick already.
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Post AEW Dynamite 9/22/21: Grand Slam Discussion

It's Wednesday night. You know what that means.

#Tonight's Results

Match Winner Post Match Brawl?
Kenny Omega Vs. Bryan Danielson Time Limit Draw Yes
MJF Vs. Brian Pillman Jr. MJF No
Cody Rhodes Vs. Malakai Black Malakai No
Sting / Darby Allin Vs. FTR Sting/Darby No
AEW Women's Championship: Britt Baker Vs. Ruby Soho Britt Baker No

#Announced Matches & Upcoming Shows

Rampage: Grand Slam (9/24, Queens, NY)

  • Adam Cole / Young Bucks Vs. Christian / Jurassic Express
  • CM Punk Vs. Powerhouse Hobbs
  • Jericho / Hager Vs. Men of the Year
  • Lights Out Match: Mox / Kingston Vs. Lance Archer / Suzuki
  • Lucha Bros / Santana & Ortiz Vs Butcher & Blade / Private Party
  • Anna Jay Vs. Penelope Ford

Dynamite (9/29, Rochester, NY)

  • TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara Vs. Miro

Rampage (10/1, Rochester, NY)

Dynamite (10/6, Philadelphia, PA)


#Tonight on Dynamite

  • The Elite rush in after time expires. The crowd boos furiously, then the bucks and Cole superkick Bryan. Christian and Jungle Boy run in for the save and run the Elite out.

  • CM Punk is here. (Imagine typing that CM Punk comes out after a Bryan/Omega match? I'm still drowning in how crazy this shit has gotten in the last couple of months dudes). β€œI'm sure glad I'm not wrestling on Dynamite, how do you follow that?” he asks. He is correct. I pity the rest of the roster. It's been a long time since I've been in NYC he says. It's been even longer since pro wrestling has been in NYC he says. People keep saying he needs to get mad, to be the old CM Punk. Eventually, you will see that man, but be careful what you wish for. He calls out Team Taz. He says he tried to come down here and mean mug, but he sees the fans and cant help but smile. Last week they tricked me, jumped me, put me through a table... and yes, it pissed me off, and yes I'm about it, but when my music hits, and I step on that stage. I can't help but feeling the way I feel-- yes it's a love fest. And yes I'm smiling. And yes I'm happy. I'm happy to see you. But of course I think what they did, or attempted, was take all of this away from me. They don't want to hear my music, don't want to see happy CM Punk and enjoying wrestling fans. And then, well, then I get pissed off. Because it's been so long since I felt or had this, so long since I needed t

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AEW 4+ Stars WON Ratings by Wrestler

I saw a tweet that stated that AEW had the most 4+ Star Ratings from WON in 2021, and I wanted to see how many each wrestler had. Below is how many matches that were rated at least 4 stars by the WON in 2021 for each individual wrestler. Hope you all enjoy!

  1. Adam Cole β€” 7
  2. Adam Page β€” 5
  3. Alan Angels β€” 1
  4. Alex Reynolds β€” 4
  5. Andrade El Idolo β€” 6
  6. Andrei Arlovski β€” 1
  7. Angelico β€” 1
  8. Anna Jay β€” 1
  9. Anthony Bowens β€” 2
  10. Austin Gunn β€” 1
  11. Bear Boulder β€” 1
  12. Bear Bronson β€” 1
  13. Bobby Fish β€” 2
  14. Brandon Cutler β€” 1
  15. Brian Cage β€” 2
  16. Brian Pillman Jr. β€” 2
  17. Britt Baker β€” 2
  18. Bryan Danielson β€” 11
  19. Cash Wheeler β€” 7
  20. Cezar Bononi β€” 1
  21. Chris Jericho β€” 5
  22. Christian Cage β€” 5
  23. Christopher Daniels β€” 3
  24. Chuck Taylor β€” 2
  25. CM Punk β€” 2
  26. Cody Rhodes β€” 5
  27. Colten Gunn β€” 1
  28. Dan Lambert β€” 1
  29. Daniel Garcia β€” 1
  30. Dante Martin β€” 2
  31. Darby Allin β€” 7
  32. Dax Harwood β€” 9
  33. Dustin Rhodes β€” 2
  34. Eddie Kingston β€” 8
  35. Emi Sakura β€” 1
  36. Ethan Page β€” 3
  37. Evil Uno β€” 4
  38. Frankie Kazarian β€” 3
  39. Griff Garrison β€” 2
  40. Hikaru Shida β€” 2
  41. Isiah Kassidy β€” 1
  42. Jack Evans β€” 1
  43. Jake Hager β€” 2
  44. Jay Lethal β€” 1
  45. John Silver β€” 5
  46. Jon Moxley β€” 8
  47. Jungle Boy β€” 11
  48. Junior Dos Santos β€” 1
  49. Karl Anderson β€” 5
  50. Kenny Omega β€” 15
  51. KENTA β€” 1
  52. Kris Statlander β€” 1
  53. Lance Archer β€” 5
  54. Laredo Kid β€” 2
  55. Lee Moriarty β€” 1
  56. Lio Rush β€” 1
  57. Luchasaurus β€” 7
  58. Luke Gallows β€” 5
  59. Malakai Black β€” 3
  60. Maki Ito β€” 1
  61. Marq Quen β€” 1
  62. Matt Hardy β€” 2
  63. Matt Jackson β€” 25
  64. Matt Sydal β€” 5
  65. Max Caster β€” 1
  66. Mei Suruga β€” 1
  67. Mike Sydal β€” 3
  68. Minoru Suzuki β€” 2
  69. Miro β€” 4
  70. MJF β€” 6
  71. Nick Gage β€” 1
  72. Nick Jackson β€” 25
  73. Orange Cassidy β€” 3
  74. Ortiz β€” 5
  75. PAC β€” 11
  76. Penelope Ford β€” 1
  77. Penta El Zero Miedo β€” 12
  78. Peter Avalon β€” 1
  79. QT Marshall β€” 1
  80. Rey Fenix β€” 15
  81. Riho β€” 2
  82. Rin Kadokura β€” 1
  83. Rocky Romero β€” 3
  84. Sammy Guevara β€” 9
  85. Santana β€” 5
  86. Satoshi Kojima β€” 1
  87. Serena Deeb β€” 3
  88. Scorpio Sky β€” 1
  89. Shawn Spears β€” 2
  90. Sting β€” 1
  91. Stu Grayson β€” 3
  92. Tay Conti β€” 1
  93. Ten β€” 1
  94. The Blade β€” 1
  95. The Bunny β€” 1
  96. The Butcher β€” 1
  97. Thunder Rosa β€” 1
  98. Tony Nese β€” 1
  99. Trent Beretta β€” 1
  100. VENY β€” 1
  101. Wardlow β€” 1
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Out of Cruel Space, Part 199

The Pirates

β€œ...so that’s what happened.” Miles finishes explaining over the com as Sai steers the ship into orbit.

β€œA reality bending Axiom adept with an army of clone bodies to revive from when you killed her.” Agenda asks in a stunned tone

β€œYes.”

β€œWhose name you never learned because you kept interrupting at muzzle velocity.”

β€œWe’re of the opinion that if your enemy has breathing room then you’ve done something wrong.”

β€œAnd whose reality bending was aided by the strangest Axiom infused thing you’ve ever, and I quote β€˜blown the fuck up’ and a literal fortune in refined Khutha.” Agenda asks.

β€œYes, if we were to strip it all off the walls it should easily pay for all the defences you’ve been planning with at least half of it left over.”

β€œWhile the news of a very successful looting spree is always welcome, I’m trying to bend my mind around the fact that there’s an advanced cloning facility on that ship.”

β€œYea, that’s going to need a delicate touch. There’re hundreds of her clones in there and we’re not sure if they’re all mental copies of her for her consciousness to inhabit, or if her consciousness takes the memories with it and they’re all blank slates.”

β€œAnd Franklin can’t figure that out because his medical degree is currently written in crayon and he’s busy making sure she doesn’t wake up and start fighting all over again.” Agenda’s tone is very tightly controlled. She’s either furious or trying desperately not to break out in laughter.

β€œThat about sums up the situation. We’re also hacking into more and more of the ship with help from the ground. Apparently there’s a small cult about uploaded minds and things like that The Church of the Digital Soul. We’ve set up communications with this ship and they’re eating through the protections and giving us more and more access. Technically they could probably steer the ship in themselves without our input at this point. They really seem to know what they’re doing, I suggest we give them some official duties and they’d probably be thrilled at the steady work.”

β€œHmm, if nothing else they could easily get through the ship’s systems. If they’re who I think they are then we’ll have plenty for them to do.”

β€œOh yea, if ruling Vucsa has taught me anything is that the most important thing a ruler can do is not only find a use for everyone but make sure they’re willing if not happy to do it. Not to mention it tends to keep people out of trouble if they’ve got honest steady work.” Miles says with a grin an

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Post AEW Dynamite 9/15/21 Discussion

It's Wednesday night. You know what that means.

#Tonight's Results

Match Winner Post Match Brawl?
Adam Cole Vs. Frankie Kazarian Adam Cole No
Dante Martin / Matt Sydal Vs. FTR FTR No
Jade Cargill Vs. Leyla Hirsch Jade No
Darby Allin Vs. Shawn Spears Darby Yes
Eddie Kingston / Jon Moxley Vs. 2point0 Mox/Kingston Yes

#Announced Matches & Upcoming Shows

Rampage (9/18, Newark NJ)

  • Anna Jay Vs. The Bunny
  • AEW Tag Team Championship: Lucha Bros Vs. Butcher and Blade
  • TNT Championship: Fuego Del Sol Vs. Miro

Dynamite: Grand Slam (9/22, Queens, NY)

  • Cody Rhodes Vs. Malakai Black
  • Kenny Omega Vs. Bryan Danielson
  • MJF Vs. Brian Pillman Jr.
  • AEW Women's Championship: Britt Baker Vs. Ruby Soho
  • Sting / Darby Allin Vs. FTR

Rampage: Grand Slam (9/24, Queens, NY)

  • Adam Cole / Young Bucks Vs. Christian / Jurassic Express
  • CM Punk Vs. Powerhouse Hobbs
  • Jericho / Hager Vs. Men of the Year

Dynamite (9/29, Rochester, NY)

Dynamite (10/6, Philadelphia, PA)


#Tonight on Dynamite

  • After Cole beats Kaz he grabs a mic. Who is ready for STORY TIME? Hope is a dangerous thing, he says. That locker room HOPES they can keep up with the Elite, but it won't happen. He's only been here a short time he says, and three guys already under his skin. Christian, Luchasaurus, Jungleboy-- if they're so tough he says, Rampage Grand Slam(?), Adam Cole + Young Bucks in a six man. The Super-Kliq is back baybay, he says, and no one can stop them.

  • We get a video with the Luchas Bros about their rivalry with Butcher and Blade. They used to be together with Eddie-- but now on Rampage Friday, they will fight for the belts.

  • Tony is with Fuego Del Sol and Sammy. Fuego is with his new car. He says he'd trade it all away to be TNT Champion. He says he's putting his car on the line this Friday on Rampage with Miro.

  • MJF is here. JR says β€œSome call him a blister on the ass of life”. CUT MY MUSIC, he says. You know, he says, last week you guys were so sympathetic for Cryin' Brian. You should have sympathy for ME, because I'm in the armpit of America right now. The crowd chants ASSHOLE. Hey Jersey, he says, what does Taylor Ham, Bruce Springsteen and your hockey team have in common? They suck as hard as your jersey shore skanks. But outside of that-- I was smartened up that I might have

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2) - 13 Nov 2021 - 07:00PM EST

#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)

#KeyBank Center

Comment with all tables

##Watch, Listen and Talk:

TV MSG-B
Listen TOR - BUF
Other-Away Preview - Boxscore - Recap
Other-Home Preview - Boxscore - Recap
GameCenter On NHL.com

###Projected Lineups

Left Center Right Left Center Right
Jeff Skinner Tage Thompson Rasmus Asplund Michael Bunting Auston Matthews William Nylander
Zemgus Girgensons Cody Eakin Kyle Okposo Alexander Kerfoot John Tavares Mitch Marner
Drake Caggiula Dylan Cozens Vinnie Hinostroza Pierre Engvall David Kampf Ondrej Kase
Anders Bjork Arttu Ruotsalainen John Hayden Nick Ritchie Jason Spezza Wayne Simmonds
Left D Right D Left D Right D
Rasmus Dahlin Mark Pysyk Morgan Rielly T.J. Brodie
Jacob Bryson Colin Miller Jake Muzzin Justin Holl
Will Butcher Robert Hagg Rasmus Sandin Timothy Liljegren
Goalies Goalies
Aaron Dell Joseph Woll
Dustin Tokarski Jack Campbell

#In-Game Updates


Time Clock
FINAL

###Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd Total
1 2 2 5
1 1 2 4

###Team Stats

Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
26 7 12 63.6% 10 1 1/1
27 7 9 36.4% 3 4 0/2

###Goal Summary

Period Time Team Strength Description
3rd 19:48 Even Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0)
3rd 11:46 Even [Ra
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AEW's first press conference was 3 years ago today. Looking back at their 2019, the talent that have wrestled in their first year, and potential talent leaving

AEW's first press conference was on January 8th, 2019. As AEW is now 3 years in since their very first event, a lot of talent is up for contract renewal, as a lot of names were signed to 3 year contracts (or 3 years plus options in the case of The Elite & Chris Jericho).

Looking back at who has performed for AEW 2019, I was curious who potentially could be leaving, so using CageMatch I did my best to get all the talent for AEW that appeared for them in 2019, as well as their first on screen date. They may have been announced beforehand on twitter or somewhere else, but to make it easy without needing to do tons of research, I've kept it to their first on screen date.

###The Initial Press Conference

It's safe to assume that since we are now at the 3 year mark of the press conference, anyone who did not have an option on their contract has been extended and is with AEW for longer. Anyone that has confirmed as re-signed/extended is noted, but again, all these names are assumed to be extended

Wrestler First On Screen Appearance Date Current Status
Billy Gunn Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Signed as producer, Active in AEW as occasional wrestler
Brandi Rhodes Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Chris Jericho Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Christopher Daniels Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Talent Relations Head/Semi Active on Indies
Cody Rhodes Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Dr. Britt Baker DMD Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, confirmed Re-signed
Frankie Kazarian Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Hangman Page Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Joey Janella Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Matt Jackson Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Contracted Extended
MJF Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Confirmed Re-signed
Nick Jackson Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW, Contracted Extended
PAC Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Penelope Ford Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW
Scorprio Sky Initial Press Conference 01/08/2019 Active in AEW

###The Ticket Press Conference

An event held to announce Double or Nothing and the tickets going on sale, more talent was announced as having signed with the company. 3 year deals for these talent would all be expiring in 30 days time

|Wrestler|**First

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Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (10-15-4) at Pittsburgh Penguins (15-8-5) - 17 Dec 2021 - 07:00PM EST

#Buffalo Sabres (10-15-4) at Pittsburgh Penguins (15-8-5)

#PPG Paints Arena

##Time

PT MT CT ET AT
04:00PM 05:00PM 06:00PM 07:00PM 08:00PM

Time Clock
FINAL

###Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd OT Total
0 1 1 0 2
1 1 0 1 3

###Team Stats

Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
21 32 12 45.5% 5 4 0/3
48 28 8 54.5% 9 5 1/4

###Goal Summary

Period Time Team Strength Description
OT 02:53 Even Jeff Carter (9) Tip-In, assists: Kris Letang (19)
3rd 14:42 Even Rasmus Dahlin (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Rasmus Asplund (10), Kyle Okposo (14)
2nd 12:35 Even Zemgus Girgensons (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Casey Fitzgerald (1), John Hayden (2)
2nd 06:45 Even Brock McGinn (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Mike Matheson (9), Teddy Blueger (5)
1st 05:53 Power Play Evan Rodrigues (10) Snap Shot, assists: Kris Letang (18), Sidney Crosby (14)

###Penalty Summary

Period Time Team Type Min Description
3rd 19:55 Minor 2 Jeff Carter Tripping against Zemgus Girgensons
2nd 17:22 Minor 2 Tage Thompson Holding against Brock McGinn
2nd 17:07 Minor 2 Marcus Pettersson Slashing against Vinnie Hinostroza
2nd 04:23 Minor 2 Colin Miller Roughing against Dominik Simon
2nd 04:09 Major 5 Sam Lafferty Fighting against Casey Fitzgerald
2nd 04:09 Major 5 Casey Fitzgerald Fighting against Sam Lafferty
1st 15:25 Minor 2 Dominik Simon Tripping against Mark Jankowski
1st 13:17 Minor 2 Tage Thompson Unsportsmanlike conduct against Zach Aston-Reese served by Victor Olofsson
1st 13:17 Major 5 Zach Aston-Reese Fighting against Tage Thompson
1st 13:17 Major 5 Tage Thompson Fig
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Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2) - 13 Nov 2021 - 07:00PM EST

#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)

#KeyBank Center

##Time

PT MT CT ET AT
04:00PM 05:00PM 06:00PM 07:00PM 08:00PM

Time Clock
FINAL

###Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd Total
1 2 2 5
1 1 2 4

###Team Stats

Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
26 7 12 63.6% 10 1 1/1
27 7 9 36.4% 3 4 0/2

###Goal Summary

Period Time Team Strength Description
3rd 19:48 Even Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0)
3rd 11:46 Even Rasmus Dahlin (2) Slap Shot, assists: Arttu Ruotsalainen (2), Kyle Okposo (5)
3rd 10:47 Even Jeff Skinner (5) Tip-In, assists: Tage Thompson (4)
3rd 09:22 Power Play John Tavares (8) Tip-In, assists: Morgan Rielly (9), Mitchell Marner (11)
2nd 17:33 Even Tage Thompson (5) Slap Shot, assists: Jeff Skinner (4)
2nd 08:28 Even Michael Bunting (4) Slap Shot, assists: Jake Muzzin (4), Jason Spezza (3)
2nd 07:18 Even Ondrej Kase (4) Wrist Shot, assists: John Tavares (7), Auston Matthews (6)
1st 14:42 Even Jeff Skinner (4) Snap Shot, assists: Colin Miller (7), Kyle Okposo (4)
1st 02:43 Even David Kampf (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (7), Pierre Engvall (3)

###Penalty Summary

Period Time Team Type Min Description
3rd 07:26 Minor 2 Arttu Ruotsalainen Hooking against Alexander Kerfoot
1st 15:27 [](/r/
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