A list of puns related to "Jake Butcher"
Letβs not pretend that Jake the Snake as interesting a wrestler as Abdullah the butcher. Thatβs craziness. Abdullah the butcher deserves far more credit than he receives. Sure, he was a total gimmick. But as was Jake the snake. He had a stupid snake for pete sake. Sure, he was just a dude from down south who enjoyed barbecue. But heβs the butcher! So bbq makes sense. Letβs put some more respect on Abdullah the butcherβs name. Jake the snake...forget about it!
Mix of Mega Mewtwo X and Y. Rodrick Rules version of Greg
Bonus round:
Greg gets 3 random infinity stones and Mewtwo gets Ligma. Anything change?
Thought the Butcher was underused in HM2? Wish you could fight russians as the butcher like in that trailer for the first game?
If so, then this is the mod for you!
AEW's first press conference was on January 8th, 2019. As AEW is now 3 years in since their very first event, a lot of talent is up for contract renewal, as a lot of names were signed to 3 year contracts (or 3 years plus options in the case of The Elite & Chris Jericho).
Looking back at who has performed for AEW 2019, I was curious who potentially could be leaving, so using CageMatch I did my best to get all the talent for AEW that appeared for them in 2019, as well as their first on screen date. They may have been announced beforehand on twitter or somewhere else, but to make it easy without needing to do tons of research, I've kept it to their first on screen date.
###The Initial Press Conference
It's safe to assume that since we are now at the 3 year mark of the press conference, anyone who did not have an option on their contract has been extended and is with AEW for longer. Anyone that has confirmed as re-signed/extended is noted, but again, all these names are assumed to be extended
Wrestler | First On Screen Appearance | Date | Current Status |
---|---|---|---|
Billy Gunn | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Signed as producer, Active in AEW as occasional wrestler |
Brandi Rhodes | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Chris Jericho | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Christopher Daniels | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Talent Relations Head/Semi Active on Indies |
Cody Rhodes | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Dr. Britt Baker DMD | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, confirmed Re-signed |
Frankie Kazarian | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Hangman Page | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Joey Janella | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Matt Jackson | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Contracted Extended |
MJF | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Confirmed Re-signed |
Nick Jackson | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Contracted Extended |
PAC | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Penelope Ford | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Scorprio Sky | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
###The Ticket Press Conference
An event held to announce Double or Nothing and the tickets going on sale, more talent was announced as having signed with the company. 3 year deals for these talent would all be expiring in 30 days time
|Wrestler|**First
... keep reading on reddit β‘#Buffalo Sabres (10-17-5) at Boston Bruins (14-10-2)
#TD Garden
##Time
PT | MT | CT | ET | AT |
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10:00AM | 11:00AM | 12:00PM | 01:00PM | 02:00PM |
Time Clock |
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FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | OT | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | |
0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
24 | 15 | 10 | 48.0% | 9 | 4 | 1/4 | |
41 | 14 | 9 | 52.0% | 2 | 2 | 0/4 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|
OT | 00:34 | Even | Charlie Coyle (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Brad Marchand (18), Charlie McAvoy (14) | |
3rd | 04:49 | Even | Taylor Hall (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Matt Grzelcyk (6), Charlie McAvoy (13) | |
3rd | 03:24 | Even | Nick Foligno (1) Backhand, assists: Jake DeBrusk (4) | |
2nd | 19:11 | Power Play | Alex Tuch (1) Snap Shot, assists: Peyton Krebs (1), Tage Thompson (10) | |
2nd | 11:32 | Even | Jeff Skinner (10) Wrist Shot, assists: Alex Tuch (2), Tage Thompson (9) | |
2nd | 03:47 | Even | Craig Smith (3) Backhand, assists: Brad Marchand (17), Charlie McAvoy (12) | |
1st | 06:33 | Even | Vinnie Hinostroza (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Brett Murray (4), Rasmus Dahlin (15) |
###Penalty Summary
keep reading on reddit β‘I absolutely despise the βJake from State Farmβ commercials. The original commercial, from 2011, was good for a light chuckle. It was an actually funny commercial that didnβt come out during the super bowl, so it was a pretty big deal. The ad was replayed over and over again, from 2011 up until recently. I guess replaying a tired old commercial finally got to the geniuses at State Farm marketing team, so they decided on a more artificial installment: a whole series of commercials involving Jake from State Farm. This wouldnβt be as painful if the commercials were at least their own thing. The whole joke in the series of State Farm commercials is that Jake from State Farm is Jake from State Farm, which is starkly similar to other commercials insurance companies do (like Progressive and Geico). It seems like a little bit of creativity is too much to ask from these bozos.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hey yβall!
u/Jusclalas here. Now that every rap album from the 2010s has had two years to age, I figured Iβd rank my favorite 50 rap albums of the decade to share with yβall. Whether youβre looking for new albums to try out or are looking to refresh your memory on some of the best work hip hop has had to offer in recent years, hopefully my write-up can be of some use. Feel to free to comment some of your favorite albums that I didnβt mention, or thoughts on the list in general. I hope you enjoy!
Honorable Mentions
Before we get going, Iβd like to shout out ten of my favorite albums by artists who missed the list entirely:
Retropolitan and PRhyme are two throwbacks to β90s east coast hip hop produced by legends of the genre Pete Rock and DJ Premier, respectfully. CZARFACE and The Doppelgangaz are both rap groups with deep catalogues to sort through; CZARFACE wear their MF DOOM influences on their sleeve, while The Doppelgangaz draw from jazzier roots. Rapsody, meanwhile, is a killer MC who comes through with some great conceptual songs on Lailaβs Wisdom. If youβre looking for a fun, pop-centric listen, The Stimulus Package, Pilot Talk 1, and Vacation in Hell are all great places to start. And Rest In Peace, Mac Miller and Capital STEEZ. Faces is my favorite work by Mac, and if you like 1999 by his friend Joey Bada$$, youβll love Capital STEEZβs Amerikkkan Korruption.
The Top 50 List: 50-11
So here we are: the Top 50. Iβll approach the first 40 in packs of ten before going into the Top 10 in a bit more detail.
50-41:
ScHoolboy Q - Blank Face LP
Isaiah Rashad - Cilvia Demo
Denzel Curry - TA13OO
YG - Still Brazy
Joey Bada$$ - 1999
Jay-Z - 4:44
Future - DS2
Quelle Chris - Guns
Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
Conway the Machine - Reject 2
Blank Face LP is a hard as nails addition to ScHoolboy Qβs grimy discography, with a psychedelic twist in production that ties the album together. Cilvia Demo, in turn, is much more laid back, as Rashad spits about mental health and daily life over hazy southern beats. TA13OO turns the energy back up, with Curry rapping about darker
... keep reading on reddit β‘It's Wednesday night. You know what that means.
#Tonight's Results
Match | Winner | Post Match Brawl? |
---|---|---|
Kenny Omega Vs. Bryan Danielson | Time Limit Draw | Yes |
MJF Vs. Brian Pillman Jr. | MJF | No |
Cody Rhodes Vs. Malakai Black | Malakai | No |
Sting / Darby Allin Vs. FTR | Sting/Darby | No |
AEW Women's Championship: Britt Baker Vs. Ruby Soho | Britt Baker | No |
#Announced Matches & Upcoming Shows
Rampage: Grand Slam (9/24, Queens, NY)
Dynamite (9/29, Rochester, NY)
Rampage (10/1, Rochester, NY)
Dynamite (10/6, Philadelphia, PA)
#Tonight on Dynamite
The Elite rush in after time expires. The crowd boos furiously, then the bucks and Cole superkick Bryan. Christian and Jungle Boy run in for the save and run the Elite out.
CM Punk is here. (Imagine typing that CM Punk comes out after a Bryan/Omega match? I'm still drowning in how crazy this shit has gotten in the last couple of months dudes). βI'm sure glad I'm not wrestling on Dynamite, how do you follow that?β he asks. He is correct. I pity the rest of the roster. It's been a long time since I've been in NYC he says. It's been even longer since pro wrestling has been in NYC he says. People keep saying he needs to get mad, to be the old CM Punk. Eventually, you will see that man, but be careful what you wish for. He calls out Team Taz. He says he tried to come down here and mean mug, but he sees the fans and cant help but smile. Last week they tricked me, jumped me, put me through a table... and yes, it pissed me off, and yes I'm about it, but when my music hits, and I step on that stage. I can't help but feeling the way I feel-- yes it's a love fest. And yes I'm smiling. And yes I'm happy. I'm happy to see you. But of course I think what they did, or attempted, was take all of this away from me. They don't want to hear my music, don't want to see happy CM Punk and enjoying wrestling fans. And then, well, then I get pissed off. Because it's been so long since I felt or had this, so long since I needed t
I saw a tweet that stated that AEW had the most 4+ Star Ratings from WON in 2021, and I wanted to see how many each wrestler had. Below is how many matches that were rated at least 4 stars by the WON in 2021 for each individual wrestler. Hope you all enjoy!
Do your worst!
The Pirates
β...so thatβs what happened.β Miles finishes explaining over the com as Sai steers the ship into orbit.
βA reality bending Axiom adept with an army of clone bodies to revive from when you killed her.β Agenda asks in a stunned tone
βYes.β
βWhose name you never learned because you kept interrupting at muzzle velocity.β
βWeβre of the opinion that if your enemy has breathing room then youβve done something wrong.β
βAnd whose reality bending was aided by the strangest Axiom infused thing youβve ever, and I quote βblown the fuck upβ and a literal fortune in refined Khutha.β Agenda asks.
βYes, if we were to strip it all off the walls it should easily pay for all the defences youβve been planning with at least half of it left over.β
βWhile the news of a very successful looting spree is always welcome, Iβm trying to bend my mind around the fact that thereβs an advanced cloning facility on that ship.β
βYea, thatβs going to need a delicate touch. Thereβre hundreds of her clones in there and weβre not sure if theyβre all mental copies of her for her consciousness to inhabit, or if her consciousness takes the memories with it and theyβre all blank slates.β
βAnd Franklin canβt figure that out because his medical degree is currently written in crayon and heβs busy making sure she doesnβt wake up and start fighting all over again.β Agendaβs tone is very tightly controlled. Sheβs either furious or trying desperately not to break out in laughter.
βThat about sums up the situation. Weβre also hacking into more and more of the ship with help from the ground. Apparently thereβs a small cult about uploaded minds and things like that The Church of the Digital Soul. Weβve set up communications with this ship and theyβre eating through the protections and giving us more and more access. Technically they could probably steer the ship in themselves without our input at this point. They really seem to know what theyβre doing, I suggest we give them some official duties and theyβd probably be thrilled at the steady work.β
βHmm, if nothing else they could easily get through the shipβs systems. If theyβre who I think they are then weβll have plenty for them to do.β
βOh yea, if ruling Vucsa has taught me anything is that the most important thing a ruler can do is not only find a use for everyone but make sure theyβre willing if not happy to do it. Not to mention it tends to keep people out of trouble if theyβve got honest steady work.β Miles says with a grin an
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
It's Wednesday night. You know what that means.
#Tonight's Results
Match | Winner | Post Match Brawl? |
---|---|---|
Adam Cole Vs. Frankie Kazarian | Adam Cole | No |
Dante Martin / Matt Sydal Vs. FTR | FTR | No |
Jade Cargill Vs. Leyla Hirsch | Jade | No |
Darby Allin Vs. Shawn Spears | Darby | Yes |
Eddie Kingston / Jon Moxley Vs. 2point0 | Mox/Kingston | Yes |
#Announced Matches & Upcoming Shows
Rampage (9/18, Newark NJ)
Dynamite: Grand Slam (9/22, Queens, NY)
Rampage: Grand Slam (9/24, Queens, NY)
Dynamite (9/29, Rochester, NY)
Dynamite (10/6, Philadelphia, PA)
#Tonight on Dynamite
After Cole beats Kaz he grabs a mic. Who is ready for STORY TIME? Hope is a dangerous thing, he says. That locker room HOPES they can keep up with the Elite, but it won't happen. He's only been here a short time he says, and three guys already under his skin. Christian, Luchasaurus, Jungleboy-- if they're so tough he says, Rampage Grand Slam(?), Adam Cole + Young Bucks in a six man. The Super-Kliq is back baybay, he says, and no one can stop them.
We get a video with the Luchas Bros about their rivalry with Butcher and Blade. They used to be together with Eddie-- but now on Rampage Friday, they will fight for the belts.
Tony is with Fuego Del Sol and Sammy. Fuego is with his new car. He says he'd trade it all away to be TNT Champion. He says he's putting his car on the line this Friday on Rampage with Miro.
MJF is here. JR says βSome call him a blister on the ass of lifeβ. CUT MY MUSIC, he says. You know, he says, last week you guys were so sympathetic for Cryin' Brian. You should have sympathy for ME, because I'm in the armpit of America right now. The crowd chants ASSHOLE. Hey Jersey, he says, what does Taylor Ham, Bruce Springsteen and your hockey team have in common? They suck as hard as your jersey shore skanks. But outside of that-- I was smartened up that I might have
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)
#KeyBank Center
##Watch, Listen and Talk:
TV | MSG-B |
Listen | TOR - BUF |
Other-Away | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
Other-Home | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
GameCenter | On NHL.com |
###Projected Lineups
Left D | Right D | Left D | Right D | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rasmus Dahlin | Mark Pysyk | Morgan Rielly | T.J. Brodie | ||
Jacob Bryson | Colin Miller | Jake Muzzin | Justin Holl | ||
Will Butcher | Robert Hagg | Rasmus Sandin | Timothy Liljegren |
Goalies | Goalies | ||
---|---|---|---|
Aaron Dell | Joseph Woll | ||
Dustin Tokarski | Jack Campbell |
#In-Game Updates
Time Clock |
---|
FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | |
1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
26 | 7 | 12 | 63.6% | 10 | 1 | 1/1 | |
27 | 7 | 9 | 36.4% | 3 | 4 | 0/2 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|
3rd | 19:48 | Even | Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0) | |
3rd | 11:46 | Even | [Ra |
AEW's first press conference was on January 8th, 2019. As AEW is now 3 years in since their very first event, a lot of talent is up for contract renewal, as a lot of names were signed to 3 year contracts (or 3 years plus options in the case of The Elite & Chris Jericho).
Looking back at who has performed for AEW 2019, I was curious who potentially could be leaving, so using CageMatch I did my best to get all the talent for AEW that appeared for them in 2019, as well as their first on screen date. They may have been announced beforehand on twitter or somewhere else, but to make it easy without needing to do tons of research, I've kept it to their first on screen date.
###The Initial Press Conference
It's safe to assume that since we are now at the 3 year mark of the press conference, anyone who did not have an option on their contract has been extended and is with AEW for longer. Anyone that has confirmed as re-signed/extended is noted, but again, all these names are assumed to be extended
Wrestler | First On Screen Appearance | Date | Current Status |
---|---|---|---|
Billy Gunn | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Signed as producer, Active in AEW as occasional wrestler |
Brandi Rhodes | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Chris Jericho | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Christopher Daniels | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Talent Relations Head/Semi Active on Indies |
Cody Rhodes | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Dr. Britt Baker DMD | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, confirmed Re-signed |
Frankie Kazarian | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Hangman Page | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Joey Janella | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Matt Jackson | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Contracted Extended |
MJF | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Confirmed Re-signed |
Nick Jackson | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW, Contracted Extended |
PAC | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Penelope Ford | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
Scorprio Sky | Initial Press Conference | 01/08/2019 | Active in AEW |
###The Ticket Press Conference
An event held to announce Double or Nothing and the tickets going on sale, more talent was announced as having signed with the company. 3 year deals for these talent would all be expiring in 30 days time
|Wrestler|**First
... keep reading on reddit β‘#Buffalo Sabres (10-15-4) at Pittsburgh Penguins (15-8-5)
#PPG Paints Arena
##Time
PT | MT | CT | ET | AT |
---|---|---|---|---|
04:00PM | 05:00PM | 06:00PM | 07:00PM | 08:00PM |
Time Clock |
---|
FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | OT | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | |
1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
21 | 32 | 12 | 45.5% | 5 | 4 | 0/3 | |
48 | 28 | 8 | 54.5% | 9 | 5 | 1/4 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|
OT | 02:53 | Even | Jeff Carter (9) Tip-In, assists: Kris Letang (19) | |
3rd | 14:42 | Even | Rasmus Dahlin (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Rasmus Asplund (10), Kyle Okposo (14) | |
2nd | 12:35 | Even | Zemgus Girgensons (6) Wrist Shot, assists: Casey Fitzgerald (1), John Hayden (2) | |
2nd | 06:45 | Even | Brock McGinn (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Mike Matheson (9), Teddy Blueger (5) | |
1st | 05:53 | Power Play | Evan Rodrigues (10) Snap Shot, assists: Kris Letang (18), Sidney Crosby (14) |
###Penalty Summary
keep reading on reddit β‘#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)
#KeyBank Center
##Time
PT | MT | CT | ET | AT |
---|---|---|---|---|
04:00PM | 05:00PM | 06:00PM | 07:00PM | 08:00PM |
Time Clock |
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FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | |
1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
26 | 7 | 12 | 63.6% | 10 | 1 | 1/1 | |
27 | 7 | 9 | 36.4% | 3 | 4 | 0/2 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|
3rd | 19:48 | Even | Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0) | |
3rd | 11:46 | Even | Rasmus Dahlin (2) Slap Shot, assists: Arttu Ruotsalainen (2), Kyle Okposo (5) | |
3rd | 10:47 | Even | Jeff Skinner (5) Tip-In, assists: Tage Thompson (4) | |
3rd | 09:22 | Power Play | John Tavares (8) Tip-In, assists: Morgan Rielly (9), Mitchell Marner (11) | |
2nd | 17:33 | Even | Tage Thompson (5) Slap Shot, assists: Jeff Skinner (4) | |
2nd | 08:28 | Even | Michael Bunting (4) Slap Shot, assists: Jake Muzzin (4), Jason Spezza (3) | |
2nd | 07:18 | Even | Ondrej Kase (4) Wrist Shot, assists: John Tavares (7), Auston Matthews (6) | |
1st | 14:42 | Even | Jeff Skinner (4) Snap Shot, assists: Colin Miller (7), Kyle Okposo (4) | |
1st | 02:43 | Even | David Kampf (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (7), Pierre Engvall (3) |
###Penalty Summary
Period | Time | Team | Type | Min | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
3rd | 07:26 | Minor | 2 | Arttu Ruotsalainen Hooking against Alexander Kerfoot | |
1st | 15:27 | [](/r/ |
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