Internal Bleeding Puns

A list of puns related to "Internal Bleeding"

The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.

That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.

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👤︎ u/Naked_Grandma-69
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding

I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.

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👤︎ u/chutupandtakemykarma
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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You know what really hurts me inside?

Internal bleeding.

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👤︎ u/Bowie_Steutel
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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