Intergalactic cheese

Who is the leader of the Intergalactic Cheese Mafia?

Marscapone.

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What do you call an intergalactic German Sausage?

Star Wurst

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📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did the intergalactic cookie say to the other intergalactic cookie?

Beam me up biscotti.

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📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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Intergalactic Dad Jokes are fun

http://imgur.com/1Bc53JH

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📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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On a keyboard, nothing is under control.

(unless there's a touchpad)

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📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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My father and space travel...

I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!

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📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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