OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?

Octopi Wall Street

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles (tentacles).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAra_CHAOS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What's a synonym for tentacle hentai?

Lovecraftian Horror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nieepie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a octopus with no tentacles?

Bob

Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kva19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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How did the octopus do on his first football match?

He got tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Wiggle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming

They were experiencing tentacle difficulties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Captain Pun

There was a captain that was roused from his cabin by a commotion on his ship.

He ran out and yelled β€œWhats going on?!"

His first mate replied β€œWe Have Octopuses on the poop deck, captain!”

The Captain looked around as a few squid scurried around the deck and said β€œInform the passengers that our arrival to shore will be delayed due to... tentacle difficulties."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalosBlade
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnyStryder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Got my 8 y/o daughter with this

While eating calimari, I asked her, "Do you like the round ones or the tentacles?"

"I like tentacles"

I proceeded to give her ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_ross
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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I got Dad-Joked hardcore tonight at work...

I work at the local movie theater, and I was selling tickets when:

Dad: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Me: ...? Dad: Tentacles! Har har har!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legostar224
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_mija
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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How do you make an octopus laugh ?

Precisely, ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wow_kapow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grifball_Vet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darrylpark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBarbosa42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eclipse666
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mipear_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imDudekid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh

Tentacles

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Dad hit me with this at the aquarium.

How many tickles does it take to make a an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rclova
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sportb00
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cunningweasel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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