33 Hilarious Tentacled Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?

Octopi Wall Street

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👤︎ u/PKMKII

📅︎ Nov 15 2017

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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y

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👤︎ u/smike1981

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles (tentacles).

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👤︎ u/CAra_CHAOS

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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What's a synonym for tentacle hentai?

Lovecraftian Horror.

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👤︎ u/Nieepie

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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What do you call a octopus with no tentacles?

Bob

Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner 😂

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👤︎ u/kva19

📅︎ Jan 15 2017

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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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How did the octopus do on his first football match?

He got tentacles.

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👤︎ u/assafstone

📅︎ May 30 2020

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Wiggle!

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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69

📅︎ Oct 09 2017

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An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming

They were experiencing tentacle difficulties

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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Captain Pun

There was a captain that was roused from his cabin by a commotion on his ship.

He ran out and yelled “Whats going on?!"

His first mate replied “We Have Octopuses on the poop deck, captain!”

The Captain looked around as a few squid scurried around the deck and said “Inform the passengers that our arrival to shore will be delayed due to... tentacle difficulties."

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👤︎ u/MalosBlade

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/SunnyStryder

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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Got my 8 y/o daughter with this

While eating calimari, I asked her, "Do you like the round ones or the tentacles?"

"I like tentacles"

I proceeded to give her ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/hey_ross

📅︎ Jul 14 2014

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I got Dad-Joked hardcore tonight at work...

I work at the local movie theater, and I was selling tickets when:

Dad: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Me: ...? Dad: Tentacles! Har har har!

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👤︎ u/Legostar224

📅︎ Feb 08 2014

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/citrusdeluxe

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/CoupleNovices

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/DrBatman23

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

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👤︎ u/z_mija

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/justcurious-serious

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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How do you make an octopus laugh ?

Precisely, ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/wow_kapow

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/Grifball_Vet

📅︎ Apr 22 2019

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/darrylpark

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/CaptainBarbosa42

📅︎ Jan 27 2019

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny

📅︎ Jul 07 2018

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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👤︎ u/eclipse666

📅︎ Jun 11 2015

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/mipear_

📅︎ Apr 26 2018

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/imDudekid

📅︎ Jul 21 2015

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How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/ZeroStraightBoolin

📅︎ Dec 18 2017

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Dad hit me with this at the aquarium.

How many tickles does it take to make a an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/rclova

📅︎ Aug 20 2016

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/Sportb00

📅︎ May 12 2017

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!!

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👤︎ u/cunningweasel

📅︎ Feb 18 2015

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