A list of puns related to "Inscriptions"
I'm giving my boss a book as a gift and I want to write a punny inscription - bonus points if it's a dad joke because he loves dad jokes.
thanks!!
"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"
"No..."
"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"
She has a tattoo of a mountain range with an elvish inscription underneath.
Me: What does your tattoo say again?
Her: Oh, it says "The mountain is calling.". Why?
Me: Oh no reason, I just didn't know what it was Tolkein about.
Her: (thousand yard stare)
My sister got a late Christmas gift yesterday in the form of a bracelet. The inscription on the inside of it says "It's what is on the inside that counts."
My dad immediately began to count.
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