β€œSo tell me, why do you want to be in the subtraction industry?β€œ

To make a difference, sir!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenhamef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
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Why did the lead singer of system of a down get in to the food industry?

Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snabring
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2022
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So? You want a job in the moisturizing industry?

The key is to apply every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimsady2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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OK so, there's this trade publication for the hospitality industry

here's one i've been working on.

ok so there's this trade publication for the hospitality industry.

it comes out once a quarter, but just now they're doing their annual "best hotel" awards

and there's a prize for best overall, and, you know, the hilton group wins every year...

but there are also categories for boutique hotels, budget, airbnbs, etc etc

and then there's a "fun" category called "best hotel for nonhuman guests"

and loads of luxury pet care places are entering in, overpriced kennels basically, taking it really seriously...

but also ppl are sending pictures of insect hotels they've built with their kids in their back yards and stuff, it's a bit of fun.

and then this one person sends in an entry, which they say is "an overnight guesthouse for footwear"

...

and one of the judges turns to the other and says "right, this one's definitely going to win it"

the other judge says "why?"

...

...

... ...

"it's a shoe inn."

thankyouthankyou.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjwp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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An industrious insect that fails to steal your French Pastry is known as a "Cross Ant."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2BallsInTheHole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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I work in the oil industry and i gotta tell ya, that jet fuel is some good stuff.

Even planes get high on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woundupcanuck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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My buddy is doing well in the logistics industry with a business he inherited from his father.

We asked how he got into that field, and he said he was kinda born into it. So we threw him a supplies birthday party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stwilliams2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker.

It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOYST_OF
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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What do you call the research and development in the berry industry?

Ex-berry-ments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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A friend of mine asked me what it's like to work in the garage door industry.

I said, "it has its ups and downs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ulster_Celt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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Wife to husband: "I lost my bathroom scale!"

Husband to wife: "No weigh!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2022
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Child labor laws are killing the coal industry!

They banned all the minors from working!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osbomh48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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My Uncle was recently laid off from his job of thirty years as a service technician for Hunter Industrial. He just surprised us all by announcing he's moving to Japan to become an animator.

Apparently, he'd heard there's a huge demand in Anime for fan service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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You should never agree to host a party for people in the coal industry.

You may get in trouble for serving miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopelessmoderate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2021
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I have an outlaw friend that works in the restaurant supply industry

They call him the Sysco Kid

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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If you're trying to get a job in the moisturizing industry...

...the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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Did you hear about the lady who backed up into the industrial fan?

It was a disaster...

Dis-assed-her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyliaman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship

He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.

I hear he's dating someone now though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runawaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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My son recently started taking jujitsu classes and it got me thinking...

If everyone dressed up as ghosts, it'd be boo-jitsu!

If they served coffee, it'd be brew-jitsu!

If they wrestled cows, it'd be moo-jitsu!

If everyone celebrated each move, it'd be WOO!-jitsu!

If they only used chokeholds, it'd be blue-jitsu!

If they grappled inside old industrial chimneys, it'd be flue-jitsu!

If they wrestled pigeons, it'd be coo-jitsu!

If you ate too much Taco Bell before your match, it'd be poo-jitsu!

And then no one would want to pair up with you, so it'd be just you-jitsu!

I've been torturing my kid with these all night. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Valgaras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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When people ask me if i've always been in the IT industry, i tell them "No, i used to be a diesel fitter."

"I worked at a factory that made women's undergarments, and i stood at the end of the line. Every time a pair came down, id put them on my head and say dees'l fit'r."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5L1mm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Starting A Job Selling Kitchenware

Really hope it pans out for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thismysoj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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My grandad invented the cold air balloon

It didn't take off.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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What industry is shadier than people realize?

Umbrella Manufacturing.

Courtesy of r/AskReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.

They must have destroyed my old factory senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry

He says it's Fantastic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkboatfloozy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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The history of the Lazy Susan is interesting

It stirred quite the revolution in the restaurant industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDimwit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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The American honey industry uses fascinating tech

It’s all powered by US bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quakesand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I had an industrial accident last week.

I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastWhiteKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?

Big Farmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanchimp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What did the industrial goth eat for supper?

Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlettvvitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I work in the kelp industry

Needless to say, I seaweed everyday

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?

... he's feeling much batter now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.

He said that he stopped forking around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVMixmix00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:

It's going tits up.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I work in the drilling industry..

...it’s mainly boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuna_Stubbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry...

...the best advice I can give is apply daily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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