My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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"I'm always working hard"

Male pornstar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why was the potato chip working really hard?

Because it was crunch time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceForward1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.

It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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How do you compliment a hard-working man who love cats?

You're very daddy-cated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penboiyi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Male porn actors are working hard
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A bee farmer found his bees working extra hard producing honey for him.

He thought it was really sweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelonSharkGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What is the slogan of the hard-working rice farmers?

No pain, no grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thanhjas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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So your envious friend has been working really hard to best you.

You could say he's zealous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinat1234567890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Did I ever tell you about the hard-working mechanic who had to push his car five miles on its hubcaps?

He was tireless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSV_Kearsarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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What do you call a hard working mountain?

Mount Neverest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popeislove
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Working Hard (x-post from /r/me_irl)

http://imgur.com/GpiC2Is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evthehustler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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What do you call a hard-working fish?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quinn3333
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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My wife is working hard at painting an apartment...

...and here I am cracking dadjokes at her. http://imgur.com/x7ZiF6G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotActuallyMyName
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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When you have hard of hearing and the doorbell don’t work

It’s a hard knock life for him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I asked my eye surgeon if he has had a hard time finding work.

Since it's 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Show support for his hard work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glock_muncher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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You have to work hard to reach your goals.

After all, not all batboys grow up to become batmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Carpentry is hard work

That's why i get hammered after work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Poor Ted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floarea_mamei
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath...

She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge anyway...

Edit: I thunk up a better punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Man I worked hard on this for my first post, it has LAYERS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theadhdgift
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they have a lot to prove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McAnixza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Did you hear about the politician who came home late at night after a hard day at work?

He was Satired'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I worked pretty hard at reposting this, can I get some appreciation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeWhatEyeSee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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After all the hard work i put in, It's the least you can do
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_gaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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For male pornstars, its always a hard day at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpersistent
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?

The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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When you’ve had a hard day at work and you just wanna take a....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnRichieUnRich21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I worked too hard for this to go unnoticed. reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hey_-_-_Zeus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2016
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Sleep is really hard work for me!

I find I have to be laying down to do it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Making mayonnaise is hard work.

Some would even call it egg-sauce-ting.

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Son, I worked hard for my Dabs...

Dad abs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zieger94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...

They really are fucking heroes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uingsz
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What did the bee-mother say when coming home from a hard day at work and all her family is disregarding the table rules?

Why do you beehive like this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjayjaxon
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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My dad made the dadliest of jokes.

We were watching die hard 4 and we got to the bit where the evil hacker guy shoots most of the people he was working with. I was a bit confused so I said,” hang on, weren’t they working for him?” My dad then proceeded to say,”not any more. They just got fired.” It was such a bad joke but definitely a great dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nessmainsarescum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Trimming hedges is hard work.

You must take it sheariously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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"Police work is hard on my back"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrValdez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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I bought a mattress after a hard day at work

I just needed something to fall back on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trashcancomic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Male porn stars should get a raise because they always work hard. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scungillipig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What does a butcher do after a hard day's work?

The Bucharest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What demographic is always hard at work?

Male Pornstars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterj2378
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Would a job at a Viagra factory be considered hard work?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eric12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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My boss said if I worked hard I could be where he was.

I'm not sure I want to share a house with him, though.

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