A list of puns related to "Industrious"
To make a difference, sir!
Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
The key is to apply every day.
here's one i've been working on.
ok so there's this trade publication for the hospitality industry.
it comes out once a quarter, but just now they're doing their annual "best hotel" awards
and there's a prize for best overall, and, you know, the hilton group wins every year...
but there are also categories for boutique hotels, budget, airbnbs, etc etc
and then there's a "fun" category called "best hotel for nonhuman guests"
and loads of luxury pet care places are entering in, overpriced kennels basically, taking it really seriously...
but also ppl are sending pictures of insect hotels they've built with their kids in their back yards and stuff, it's a bit of fun.
and then this one person sends in an entry, which they say is "an overnight guesthouse for footwear"
...
and one of the judges turns to the other and says "right, this one's definitely going to win it"
the other judge says "why?"
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...
... ...
"it's a shoe inn."
thankyouthankyou.
Even planes get high on it.
We asked how he got into that field, and he said he was kinda born into it. So we threw him a supplies birthday party.
It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
Ex-berry-ments
I said, "it has its ups and downs."
Husband to wife: "No weigh!"
They banned all the minors from working!
Apparently, he'd heard there's a huge demand in Anime for fan service.
You may get in trouble for serving miners
They call him the Sysco Kid
...the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
It was a disaster...
Dis-assed-her
Me: It's an olfactory response.
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
If everyone dressed up as ghosts, it'd be boo-jitsu!
If they served coffee, it'd be brew-jitsu!
If they wrestled cows, it'd be moo-jitsu!
If everyone celebrated each move, it'd be WOO!-jitsu!
If they only used chokeholds, it'd be blue-jitsu!
If they grappled inside old industrial chimneys, it'd be flue-jitsu!
If they wrestled pigeons, it'd be coo-jitsu!
If you ate too much Taco Bell before your match, it'd be poo-jitsu!
And then no one would want to pair up with you, so it'd be just you-jitsu!
I've been torturing my kid with these all night. :D
Because they are always dropping the bass.
"I worked at a factory that made women's undergarments, and i stood at the end of the line. Every time a pair came down, id put them on my head and say dees'l fit'r."
Really hope it pans out for me.
It didn't take off.
Umbrella Manufacturing.
Courtesy of r/AskReddit
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
He says it's Fantastic
It stirred quite the revolution in the restaurant industry.
It’s all powered by US bees.
I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.
I was the best camera man they ever had.
Big Farmer
Death care.
Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese
Needless to say, I seaweed everyday
Remains to be seen.
... he's feeling much batter now.
He said that he stopped forking around.
It's going tits up.
...it’s mainly boring.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
It's a complex complex complex
Because they are always dropping the bass
Me: It's an olfactory response.
...the best advice I can give is apply daily.
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