The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
How are one handed people so independent?
Because they do everything single-handedly.
Artists are independent thinkers.
They draw their own conclusions.
I consider myself a fairly independent man but I needed a car.
So by my own accord, I decided to buy my own Accord
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
What did Slovakia say when they gained independence?
The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:
“Well, I guess now you really are… independent"
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.
Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Do you know what I called the painting when I moved out at 18 years old?
The Decoration of Independence.
-My partner's joke.
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?
Cuz freedom rings!!
Happy Fourth of July guys!
Will Smith do so?
Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.
That day would be known as independence day.
The country would be a Fresh Principality.
I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace
I wanted her to be strong and independent
Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad
Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.
Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.
If Scotland votes YES on its independence referendum...
... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.
Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace?
What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?
A strong independent woman.
So I Was Watching Independence Day With My Wife...
So they're all flying to attack the spaceship and they all yell "FIRE AT WILL!"
So I say "What the hell did Will ever do to anyone?!"
My wife just rolled her eyes but I can't stop laughing.
Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am
Independent
(from /u/gowthamcity)
So my pregnant aunt began to have contractions...
My dad: Can't she hold it in? It's Independence Day not Labor Day!
My girlfriend and I broke up on July 4th.
I guess that’s why they call it Independence Day
I met a rather old gentleman sitting on the sidewalk crying. I asked what was the matter.
“I’m married to an incredible woman 40 years my junior who likes to make love three times a day. She is the best homemaker and conversationalist and she is independently wealthy. We have the greatest life”.
“That sounds wonderful” I said “Why are you crying?”
“I can’t remember where we live!” he wailed.
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.
As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
...independent!"
My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...
I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!
If you take your picture
and put it in a locket, does that make you independent?
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
You could say you’re independent
If you wear a locket with a picture of yourself,
you can say that you are independent.
My friend slapped me for this one
If you put your own picture in a locket
you could say that you’re...
Independent
Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my picture in it. Guess I really am
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