Why doesn’t Fire like Independence Day?
Because Fire works on the 4th of July
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
What is the best tea to drink on Independence Day?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
My daughter wants to do more things on her own, so I told her to put a picture of herself in a locket
Then she would be independent.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
What do ants celebrate in July?
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
What did Slovakia say when they gained independence?
How are one handed people so independent?
Because they do everything single-handedly.
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
I put a picture of myself in a locket...
You could say, I'm Independent.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Artists are independent thinkers.
They draw their own conclusions.
The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:
“Well, I guess now you really are… independent"
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?
Cuz freedom rings!!
Happy Fourth of July guys!
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
I consider myself a fairly independent man but I needed a car.
So by my own accord, I decided to buy my own Accord
Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad
Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.
If Scotland votes YES on its independence referendum...
... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.
Do you know what I called the painting when I moved out at 18 years old?
The Decoration of Independence.
-My partner's joke.
Will Smith do so?
Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.
That day would be known as independence day.
The country would be a Fresh Principality.
I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace
I wanted her to be strong and independent
Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace?
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
You could say you’re independent.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...
I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!
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