Survival tip #634

How to outsmart a polar bear.

Step 1. Cut a hole precisely 6 foot in diameter in the ice.

Step 2. Place peanuts in 1 foot increments around the hole.

Step 3. Hide behind something close enough to see hole.

Step 4. When the polar bear has his back to you ( distracted by delicious peanuts ) sneak up behind him and kick him right in the "icehole!"

(Sorry if this has been posted already.)

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