β€œKnock knock.” [told by a toddler]

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œFART!!”

β€œFart who?”

[no reply due to toddler being incapacitated by laughter]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
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Why is an antacid the opposite of a time machine?

Because its a reflux incapacitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the02guy
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