The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
With a pair of Caesars.
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
You use a sea saw!
I really need to get mowtivated.
The steaks had never been higher
Manager: what did the doctor say to the woman’s family? Me: after thinking ...yea I’m not sure Manager: “she was ALL RIGHT.” Me: oh, I thought you were going to say “There’s nothing LEFT.” The manager at work got a kick out of that because that was an answer he has never gotten before lol figured I’d post it here.
With a sea-saw!🦦
I had trouble coping.
Do you think its stumped
Eclipse it.
A square dance
It’s ok. He’s all right now.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”
Dad looks at his newborn and says, "You heard the doc, you've got 30 days to find a job and move out."
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
What a great lawn moo-er!
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
Sharp Cheddar
And so was invented the donut
I said, “ Dude, pho queue.”
they’ll die.
With a pair of Ceasars!
My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
Now they're sunk beds.
The lawyer said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
That's like sprinkling salt over your wounds.
I scored full Marks.
It really pissed me off. So the next day I got there early and taught his kid how to ride a bike.
And you can never get that back
With a pair of Caesars
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
Eclipse it!
With a pair of Caesars
With a sea saw
Eclipse it!!
With a sea saw
Eclipse it.
With a sea-saw.
With a pair of Caesars.
With a pair of Caesars.
