Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
Do you think it's stumped?
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.
Wife: I don’t need your advise!
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
I'm stumped.
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
I think she spiked my hair
...I don't hold crutches.
But it's growing on me
I can't tell you how much it hurts!
...but it's really starting to grow on me.
The man said 4 because he probably wasn’t going to eat 6.
Hot saws.
like when you have to change someone's mind.
... But now it's growing on me.
Me: No, thanks.
Nurse: Fine. Suture self...
Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire
Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"
Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"
He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
ha ha ha ha ha ha get it?!?!?
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
Eclipse it is phases.
It's not impossible, I saw it with my own two eyes.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
I saw it with my own eyes
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
Do you think its stumped
But then I saw it with my own two eyes.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes
It's true I saw it with my own eyes
