They all startled "what happened?" I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
The tree says, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The man replies, "You're going to dialogue."
Scissors.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
Sadly I was defeated.
I told him ‘I woodn’t do that if I were you’
He was beside himself
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
With a pair of Caesars.
I really need to get mowtivated.
Manager: what did the doctor say to the woman’s family? Me: after thinking ...yea I’m not sure Manager: “she was ALL RIGHT.” Me: oh, I thought you were going to say “There’s nothing LEFT.” The manager at work got a kick out of that because that was an answer he has never gotten before lol figured I’d post it here.
With a sea-saw!🦦
Do you think its stumped
The steaks had never been higher
I had trouble coping.
Eclipse it.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
It’s ok. He’s all right now.
A square dance
He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”
What a great lawn moo-er!
Dad looks at his newborn and says, "You heard the doc, you've got 30 days to find a job and move out."
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
Sharp Cheddar
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
And so was invented the donut
With a pair of Ceasars!
My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
they’ll die.
I said, “ Dude, pho queue.”
The lawyer said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
You use a sea saw!
With a pair of Caesars
Eclipse it!
With a pair of Caesars
With a sea saw
With a sea saw
Eclipse it!!
Eclipse it.
With a sea-saw.
With a pair of Caesars.
