A list of puns related to "In Line"
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
It’s spam.
That was the punchline
It's a play on words.
. . . you would die.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
It would be a FE-line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
Best seat in the house.
He was half right
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
Bear with me.
But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide
The Devil has many forms
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
It was a pain in the ass
Most of them would drown
Celine Dijon
So mind your pees in queues.
The queue-cumber!
BBQ
A receding hare line.
His parking is unparalleled!
I said "Son you're just feeling sheepish"
A Barber Queue
I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"
Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
It is a long standing commitment.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it? Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.
He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. “What would you like to drink?” he asks.
“A glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.
Sometimes there is no punch line.
A Barbie-queue
Receding hare line
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
That was the punchline...
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Its a shame they'll never meet.
That was the punchline.
That was the punchline.
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