My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
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︎ May 09 2021
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Please tell me the most obscure dad joke in your repertoire
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︎ May 14 2021
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Apologies in advance for the worst joke you're going to hear for a while. Why are millenials more susceptible to osteoporosis?
Because so many of them are degenerative hipsters.
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︎ May 14 2021
I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Sebastian Vettel told this joke today in the press conference before the Monaco grand prix
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
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︎ May 19 2021
8 months in and I finally got a good dad joke over the weekend.
In the subdivision where I live there are 2 open fields with cows in each one, one of those fields is being turned into a sports complex. My friends were wondering where the cows would go and one of them suggested that they would just have all the cows in one field, to which I replied βwell then it would just be overCOWdedβ
Thanks guys
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Best jokes are always in the comments..
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︎ Apr 06 2021
This is a bit of a running joke in my family
The Flash.
I've told it a few times you see.
https://youtu.be/GSIGS-6Sfcw
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︎ May 20 2021
My dad was ready to roll in on the jokes when coming to pick me up after school in his "DIY self-driving" car. Everyone knows though...
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︎ May 14 2021
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My maths teacher told this one today in maths. Mum jokes are great!
but dad jokes are by father best
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︎ May 12 2021
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), hereβs a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
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︎ May 04 2021
I got smacked in the face by a boxer when I told him a joke.
itβs just that I canβt remember the punchline
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why should you never tell a joke in Jonestown?
Everyone dies after a punch line.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
April Fools Jokes donβt get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low βHaβ.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
You all tell dad jokes in here....
But do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
Heβs made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
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︎ Apr 23 2021
So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...
but I guess they never got the letters.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I told a joke about hemorrhoids in a hospital the other day.
It didn't sit well with some of the patients.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Feel blessed to live in Hawai'i but apparently, I'm just not a funny guy. Every time I tell a joke, all I get is...
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldnβt be kosher.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:
What show is Dec allergic to?
Sesame Street!
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︎ Apr 04 2021
(On The Spot Joke) My Partner was in bed cracking her back and asked.....
βHey can you hear my back crackβ
I replied βyea can you hear my ass crackβ then proceeded with the filthiest fart known to man
Absolute crack up. Hahahahahah even she laughed
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︎ Mar 07 2021
A great dad joke I just heard in an episode of The Sopranos
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me youβre taking up Astronomy in college.
Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying youβre taking up space in school?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
There were a few irish friends in a pub and one of them was telling a joke about cows but no one laughed.
He should have told a udder joke
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Hereβs a joke in Spanish:
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The secret behind a dad joke is in the delivery
Is what the mailman keeps telling my son.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Iβm a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to βput the kettle onβ I respond βI canβt, it wonβt fitβ or if weβre shopping and Iβm asked βdo you need a bagβ I point at her and say βitβs fine I brought my ownβ there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
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︎ Feb 06 2021
This is a one in a 1,000,000 joke
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but Iβve come up with a better solution
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I donβt get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!
I must not have Reddit right.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What are the only jokes you can make in quarantine?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Every dad stores his jokes in a very secret place...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.
After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Actual dad joke I heard in the supermarket
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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