A list of puns related to "In Africa"
Cape Town
Because theyβre Mad-at-gas-cars
Well, from what I know about Vampires, Holy Water can kill them, and from what I've heard they bless the rains down in Africa.
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
Well Kenya?
It was a Toto failure. π€¦π»ββοΈ
A minute passes
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
Goddamn those big game hunters
oh Kenya?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
I mean, you canβt really blame them Kenya.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
Too many cheetahs.
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
Their rains are blessed
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
U ganda, looking for an answer.
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
That's gnus to me!
At least tomorrow isnβt Friday the thirteen... yikes!
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Water.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
I added, β...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since youβve been a little horse.β
He said, βNo, they usually come that way.β
I just wish it wasn't sa far, eh.
The most dangerous job I ever had.
Because there are too many cheetas
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
The hygiena
Vampire's are killed by Holy water and the reason we never hear of vampires in Africa is because they bless the Rains down in Africa.
A Liberian
About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.
"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".
The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".
A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.
The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"
They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".
Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".
The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"
It was a Toto failure.
A minute passes.
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
Because of all the cheetahs
60 seconds passes
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