Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?

Cape Town

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?

Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FizzyBombaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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You guys ever notice how there's no vampires in Africa?

Well, from what I know about Vampires, Holy Water can kill them, and from what I've heard they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Omega21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I would say i live in africa but then id be lion

This one popped in my head out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rb1t4l
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Can you name a country in Africa?

Well Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...

It was a Toto failure. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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In Africa, every 60 seconds…

A minute passes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissYourTits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?

I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainB_MANN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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They say kids in Africa don’t get any food or water.

I mean, you can’t really blame them Kenya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadByNebula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.

Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_kermit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa

Their rains are blessed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PROTOTALEthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?

I haven't seen him in a while.

I miss Dwayne... down in Africa

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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"What was that country in East Africa called again?"

U ganda, looking for an answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoge55545
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.

That's gnus to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Mario in africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimmetheloops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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How do you call a snowman in Africa?

Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgrestPL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I blessed the drains down in Africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iandouglas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pparten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why can't you gamble in Africa?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My 12-year-old son said, β€œWhen I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”

I added, β€œ...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

He said, β€œNo, they usually come that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I want to go and see wild animals in Africa

I just wish it wasn't sa far, eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markod91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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When I was in Africa last summer, I once spotted an albino cheetah.

The most dangerous job I ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why are there no casinos in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silveras918
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What is the cleanest animal in africa?

The hygiena

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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If two countries in Africa were in conflict, reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkborders
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Toto, I Have A Feeling We're Not In Africa Anymore

Vampire's are killed by Holy water and the reason we never hear of vampires in Africa is because they bless the Rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoublewubbleA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Who do you get a book from in west Africa

A Liberian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junglejim222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I bless the drains down in Africa imgur.com/gallery/u6TIQHQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iandouglas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains

It was a Toto failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa..

A minute passes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Why aren't there any casinos in africa?

Because of all the cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toodaysthrownaway
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Every minute in Africa,

60 seconds passes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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