Why is it important for a chicken coup to only have 2 doors?
Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan.
Important questions being asked
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
It's important never to cut funding for gritters.
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning
If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, let’s be honest.
You’re just getting a head of yourself.
The word "liner" is so important
that it's under "lined" in the dictionary.
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
What’s the most important part of a joke timing?
These are very important lab-reports
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
But that’s not important right now
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
Dad jokes are important
They are a big part of pop culture
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
What do you call an imported clown car?
My doctor told me to start doing hand exercises.
I’m struggling to grasp the importance of this.
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?
Is it the foamer or the lather
I'm leaving r/dadjokes...
Hi, leaving r/dadjokes, I'm dad.
Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
I have a business selling foreign ants.
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
Fire is important, but...
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
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