A list of puns related to "Illegalities"
You have to use a camera.
Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're caught trying to gather crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.
Edit: A group of crows is called a murder
Toad
It’s a pretty light punishment
Unlawful means against the law, while the other is a sick bird
A contra-band
It is sad because since the beginning I was telling him this business is just too whisky.
It's too fishy.
Also it's a genuine UK law, see the Salmon Act 1986.
How cold the mirror feels on my lips
It got toad
So now I traffic jams.
Dear Sir/ Madam,
It has come to our attention that this IP address has been used for illegally downloading content.
Therefore, your account will be blocked, pending further investigation.
Sincerely, The Internet Provider.
It’s a personal fowl.
Because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
So there was this dad joke about a sick bird being illegal but I don’t remember how it goes. Anyone? 🦅
As a matter of Texan pride; remember the à la mode.
He arranges the score
It gets toad away.
They get toad!
(To the PM who didn’t get the joke, look away and then say the punch line out loud)
Because Mao was more of a chair man.
I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
Apparently the first guy to try it mist...
Turns out, the Cows weren’t getting a square meal
Don’t get dry on your own supply.
But toucan.
Can’t have sheet in Detroit
He won all races by a very big margin but was stripped of all his medals ...
'coz he was a Cheetah! He should not have been in the human olympics anyway!!
- My sons and I came up with this on the way to school this morning. Its probably corny and old but we enjoyed crafting it :D
He’s been charged with aiding and a-betting
She struggled with the gas pump, trying to figure out how it worked, but had no luck. After about 5 minutes of fumbling with the nozzle, she finally was able to get the gas to flow, but not before she got gas all over her shirt. As she was driving off, she lit of cigarette, and instantly her arm caught fire. Nearby there was a cop, who just happened to have a fire extinguisher in his car. He quickly sprang into action, and managed to put the fire out before the lady got hurt. She thanked him, and many people who were nearby watching applauded his quick thinking. The cop then wrote her a ticket, because in California, it's illegal to wave a firearm out the window of a moving vehicle.
She committed an illegal U-churn.
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
Because they are not getting a square meal.
Edit: bailing myself out with this edit...bale not bail. Unless the cow is pulled over and its license has been suspended due to too many mooooving violations.
I told him: "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit", then laughed like a maniac.
That's called tacks evasion
Toad!
One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird
One is an action that is not authorized by the law, the other is a sick bird.
Toad
They get Toad
One mean's it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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