Ice Up Puns

A list of puns related to "Ice Up"

I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.

It's just water under the fridge.

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👤︎ u/Snowdoggo
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I slipped on the ice today, and when I got up I had a craving for pasta,

Must've been Italian ice.

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👤︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?

Because it was de-livered.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway

I have it all thawed out.

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👤︎ u/princess94
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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👤︎ u/KnightAngelic
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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👤︎ u/cashmag3001
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...

...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge

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👤︎ u/aswaim2
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet

But then my browser froze

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👤︎ u/A-Bomb_Firocious
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.

The changing sea son.

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👤︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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My daughter told me dogs tend to pile up when it comes to this ice cream.

HaagenDogs...

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👤︎ u/LtDansBedPan
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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I came home from work and asked my dog if he was sweet like ice cream cause he's gettting scooped up.
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👤︎ u/anonymousICT
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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I was with my parents at a family party when they served up some ice cream cake. I got a slice and walked up to my parents...

Me: Is this ice cream cake? Dad: yeah..? Me: Then why aren't I screaming?

I've never seen my parents roll their eyes so hard.

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👤︎ u/Lordsawe
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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No idea if anyone is interested but a friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go.

Cheap Skate.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Mar 12 2017
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Grandpa's servin' up ice cream...

G'pa: Ice cream tonight for dessert! You want male or female? Me: Wha.... G'pa: Nuts sprinkled on top...or not? Me: I don't want dessert...

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👤︎ u/BlackSheepBuzz
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes

Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.

It's like she doesn't even have to try

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👤︎ u/legomason
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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My dad walks up to the counter with a bag of ice.

Cashier: Is that all for you today?

Dad: Yes thank you.

Cashier: Would you like this in a bag?

Dad: No thanks, it's already in a bag.

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👤︎ u/Sir-Girst
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Me every time I walk up to someone's fridge to get ice from the dispenser, I purposely set it to water and yell....

...."I think your refrigerator is broken. This ice is coming out melted!"

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👤︎ u/DudeWheresMyEmpanada
📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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My dad got me with this one when my mom brought up ice cream

Me: man, I really want a sundae. Dad: what do you mean, it is Sunday?

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👤︎ u/mkmxn8808
📅︎ Jan 16 2017
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Road-ice removalists of Memphis came up with a new slogan...

"A little less condensation, a little more traction."

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👤︎ u/mulimulix
📅︎ Feb 05 2014
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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.

The changing sea son.

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👤︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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When you wake up in a bathtub full of ice

You've got to be kidney me

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👤︎ u/jacobjames_227
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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