Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Girlfriend: "Hey look this ice cream place has sundaes for $4.50!"

Me: "How much do Saturday's cost?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holmes02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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At the ice cream shop: "They even have fresh strawberry sundaes"

"Do they have old strawberry Mondays?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erima
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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What would Jesus eat?

Probably angel food cake.

No deviled eggs.

Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.

Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.

Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).

Keep it going!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit4nag
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Overheard at the local diner just now…

"Dad, can we have an ice cream sundae?"

"Not today. It's Saturday."

He laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoobySnacks801
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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Today you are going to have a Mom and son day

And by that I mean your Mom is going to get ice cream.... a sundae, get it

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2016
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Got my business partner good with this one.

We were getting some ice cream when he said: "Whoa! That's a huge sundae. "

I said "It's more like a whole weekend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynewromantica
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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Other ice cream desserts are available.

Whenever there were ice cream sundaes dessert menu and it was a cute waitress, when asked to choose, Dad would say, "Show us your knickerbockers!"

I've tried this now I'm an old dad but I'm just 40 years too late.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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A Dad and his daughter

A man in line in front of me getting ice cream at the local ice cream stand with his grown daughter.

Dad: flippin' bills Order now, my treat
Daughter: Sundae
Dad: It's Saturday

smirks and slyly looks around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pingwing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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