Hungerford Massacre Puns

Wikipedia has an extensive account of this tragedy--There are rumors that the Canadian killer also shot his parents, and that like the Hungerford killer, he also set fires, the random violence of both crimes is rather haunting and inexplicable

Madman went on a killing spree in this small village in England. He shot and killed 16 and 15 were wounded.

After killing his mother he just went around shooting anybody he came across, including an unarmed officer. He would go into people's yards strategically finding victim after victim. Very military style.

An act was passed because of him. Hi powered assault weapons were banned.

I stayed there in 1999 and never knew because no internet. No one talks in the village about that horrible day.

There were 17 dead, including the killer, in houses, lawns, cars, and in public areas. There were a total of 84 rounds recovered. Besides the recovered weapons, there were magazines of bullets dropped along the way. The mass shooting occurred in a large area throughout the town. In addition, there were two other crime scenes miles away, one included a deceased. And there was a large housefire. How would you process this crime scene?

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I had never heard of this case before I started to research. Spree killers are interesting to me. Has anyone else ever heard of it?

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Everyone's probably at one point wonder what they would do if a gunman suddenly walked in and started shooting the place up. I know I have, I think that's why I find these cases interesting. I like hearing from the victims perspective, how they survived, what they saw, etc.

Usually I just listen to the newest cases from the podcasts I'm subscribed to, but I feel like a lot of the cases involve someone getting raped and for the first time, I started skipping those cases because I've been finding them really difficult to listen to.

Whats the biggest mass shooting/shooter of your country? Ill start. Im from the Netherlands and its Tristan van der Vlis , a 24 year old guy who shot and killed 6 people, wounded 17 more and then commited suicide at a shopping centre at april 8 2011. He used a Colt and a glock and was obsessed with columbine. He commited the massacre on Eric harris his birthday and started at the same time as the columbine shooting.

The USA leads the world in gun ownership, but it's our individualistic culture that puts us at greater risk of mass shootings compared with other countries where guns are prevalent, according to a British criminologist who has studied gun violence in different nations.

Mass shooters in any nation tend to be loners with not much social support who strike out at their communities, schools and families, says Peter Squires of the University of Brighton in the United Kingdom, who has studied mass shootings in his own country, the United States and Europe.

Many other countries where gun ownership is high, such as Norway, Finland, Switzerland and Israel, however, tend to have more tight-knit societies where a strong social bond supports people through crises, and mass killings are fewer, Squires said.

"In a sense they're less private" than in the USA, "but privacy and individualism is where some of the causes of crime and revenge can be found," he said.

"What stops crime above all is informal social controls," he says. "Close-knit societies where people are supported, where their mood swings are appreciated, where if someone starts to go off the rails it's noted, where you tend to intervene, where there's more support."

Squires favors controls on gun ownership but says there's more to mass killings than the prevalence of guns.

There are far more guns in private hands in the USA than in any other country, according to the latest Small Arms Survey conducted in 2007 by the Graduate Institute of International and Development Studies in Geneva. On average, the survey reported 88.8 guns per 100 people in the USA, compared with 54.8 per 100 residents in Yemen and 45.7 per 100 in Switzerland.

Israel, where many men and women openly carry firearms while carrying out day-to-day activities, was ranked 79 out of 178 countries on the list, but non-political mass killings there are unheard of.

To be sure, shooting rampages have occurred in the past 20 years in Germany, Norway, Finland, Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom, but not as many as in the USA.

Before Adam Lanza walked into an elementary school in Newtown, Conn., and shot to death 20 children, six adults and then himself, Scotland was home to the worst-ever non-political shooting rampage in a public school. (There have been worse shootings that were terrorist-related.)

A gunman armed with four handguns killed 16 kindergartners, one adult and himself in the Dumblane school massacre in 1996. Before that, a

Here's my list in order of release year and in alphabetical order.

1. The Invisible Man (1933)

2. The Invisible Man Returns (1940)

3. The Invisible Woman (1940)

4. Invisible Agent (1942)

5. The Invisible Man's Revenge (1944)

6. Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951)

7. Godzilla (1954)

8. Godzilla Raids Again (1955)

9. Night of the Demon (1957)

10. 13 Ghosts (1960)

11. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

12. Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)

13. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

14. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)

15. Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

16. Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)

17. Son of Godzilla (1967)

18. Destroy All Monsters (1968)

19. All Monsters Attack (1969)

20. Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)

21. Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

22. The Exorcist (1973)

23. Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)

24. Black Christmas (1974)

25. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)

26. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

27. The Dead Don't Die (1975)

28. Jaws (1975)

29. Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

30. The Omen (1976)

31. The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

32. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

33. Rabid (1977)

34. Damien: Omen II (1978)

35. Halloween (1978)

36. I Spit on Your Grave (1978)

37. Alien (1979)

38. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

39. Friday the 13th (1980)

40. The Shining (1980)

41. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

42. Halloween II (1981)

43. Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

44. Basket Case (1982)

45. The Entity (1982)

46. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

47. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

48. Poltergeist (1982)

49. The Thing (1982)

50. Christine (1983)

51. Cujo (1983)

52. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

53. Ghostbusters (1984)

54. Gremlins (1984)

55. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

56. The Return of Godzilla (1984)

57. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

58. The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985)

59. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

60. Aliens (1986)

61. Chopping Mall (1986)

62. Critters (1986)

63. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

64. Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

65. Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

66. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

67. Hellraiser (1987)

68. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

69. Predator (1987)

70. Beetlejuice (1988)

71. Child's Play (1988)

72. Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)

73. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

74. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

75. Hellbound: Hellrai

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Mr. Ballen,

First, thank you for your service. I am not just saying that and I get it, you didn't do it for me but I sincerely appreciate that you were brave enough to enlist during war. I lost a friend from High School, Chief Petty Officer Jason Finan. He died while prepping a path for Seal Team 3 in the retaking of Mosul and marked the first casualty of the event.

Ok. I am born and raised in Orange County, California. I have lived here my entire life. Growing up I heard this legend about a canyon not too far from where I grew up, called "Black Star Canyon". The canyon is gorgeous, sandstone cliffs, a waterfall that emerges from a cave, an oak forest, and it serves as a low point through the Cleveland National forest from Orange, California to Corona, California near the County line that divides Riverside and Orange County. In fact the majority of the trail is the "Old Road to Corona" that was used (I believe) up until shortly after the automobile became common vs horse and buggy. I've hiked this trail many times and it felt scary before I knew of the legend. Most of the time I hike it during the day. However a few times I have hiked back to my car after sunset, in the dark. I have also gone there specifically at night a few times.

After hearing the legend from friends before the internet was a big thing (Prodigy and AOL days) I always accepted it as bullshit hearsay but loved going out there and scaring the shit out of myself with my friends whenever we would explore it at night. Later in life, it would turn out there is a clear reason why this place could be haunted. While bored at work one day I started thinking about hikes and struck up a conversation with my coworker about "Black Star Canyon". I asked him if he'd ever been, of which he quickly replied that he had been there and the place absolutely freaks him out. That's when I got the idea. Why not research it on company time and internet? What I found was brutal and certainly warranted the claims of the area being haunted. I had no idea how bad it was.

Legend has it back in the day when the early settlers started occupying the area, they were sharing it with Native Americans. As I understand it, things were relatively peaceful between them until something happened with the Rancher's cattle or horses. It's been a while so I apologize if I am a little off on these details, actually I just easily found it on a Google Search, here's the multiple reasons this place has some seri

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Mathematical puns makes me number

But that’s comparing apples to oranges