My 10yo son always asks for ice water with his meals. The past few weeks he's told me to put exactly eight ice cubes in his glass. I went with it because he can be very peculiar about certain things, and I just figured he had decided it was the perfect amount of ice.
Today he again asked me for water with eight ice cubes, but as I was getting it he said "I bet you're glad that in two days, I'll stop asking for eight ice cubes." To which I asked "why not?" And he said... "Because it won't be Octo-brrrrrrrrr anymore!"
Because some people don’t get it but everyone should
Forced humor...
I’m not very good at it, though.
If he can’t appreciate your fruit puns, you may need to let the mango…
It's too 3
But they are number 2!
They shouldn't be aloud.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
Stick with me and you'll go places.
It's a dying art.
One. Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor.
One’s a fit bunny and the other’s a bit funny
This is more dad humor than a dad joke.
Cake day is coming up and so my son decided to give me a hard time about being old.
I responded that I may be old be he was catching up. He looked at me funny so I explained.
“When I was 24 you turned 1 year old. At that moment I was 24:1 or 24 times your age.
I am now 40 and you are 17 so 40:17 or 2.35 times your age. 24 is much larger than 2.35 so clearly you are catching up”
He responded, you can’t use ratios to compare two dates.
I said sure I can and made a graph:
https://imgur.com/gallery/5atlNhZ
I even included percentages to drive home the point.
He smacked his head and walked away.
It keeps telling me my door is a jar.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
I’ve done that. Now what do I do with the letters?
I know a bit dark, but all in good fun :)
Because you will find these hill areas.
I hate a forced joke; you just have to let it hap-pun.
(Clearly a joke meant to be read out loud, very subtly putting the emphasis on the last syllable)
I had a bad gluten reaction earlier.
As soon as dispatch notifies me there's another run, I think it'll be the last load.
Then it dawned on me
You can't tuna fish.
Edit: because most of yall dad humor is broken i am gonna burn it for you.
The joke here is the word "tuna" which is a play on words for "tune a"
But only if they’re good.
SO: Where do Rainbows go when they are bad?
Me: Idk you got me on that one..
SO: They go to Prism......
*crickets chirping*
SO: but dont worry its just a LIGHT sentence!
An undercover cop.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Her reply: my favorite part is S...
(A conversation I had today with my wife... I'm so proud)
Because light attracts bugs.
Guess I’ll have to use car bun dating.
I should call it Tumor Humor.
The Lenin closet
Then we met
Laughing stock.
Only one: they are very efficient and have no sense of humour.
Is it One or Two?
One......or Two?
