Someone's distributing a petition to get Howard banned. What do you guys think? [link] (http://pokerfuse.com/news/live-and-online/aria-poker-players-petition-ban-howard-lederer-15-11/)
Has anyone caught the documentary on Netflix called "All In"? None of it is particularly interesting other than this nugget of wisdom from The Professor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsK3ep-5Fw
Good work Howard. I hope you bought something nice with everyone's money.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Selling my console game collection.
Items will be grouped by console. Any discrepancies will be noted in description. All games have been tested on and work on an XB360 and PS2 unless otherwise noted; All XB games unsupported by XB360 were still recognized by the console. My personal ranking of disk condition is ordered as follows: New, Very Good, Good, Fair, Poor, Very Poor; A rating of Very Good indicates the disk will have no obvious scratches or blemishes, Fair indicates that it has an average amount for a used disk, and Very Poor indicates that the disk is heavily worn but nonetheless still recognized by the consoles. All games come with box and original jacket art unless otherwise noted.
Prices do not include shipping and were decided upon with the help of pricecharting.com. I am open to offers, discounts, and bundles, especially bundles including games $5 or less. All items have been stored in a smoking household for the past 18 months.
This is my first experience with r/gamesale and I'm working full-time so please bear with me.
Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/eIHOP86
XBOX GAMES
| TITLE: | MANUAL? | DISK CONDITION: | $PRICE: | XB360 SUPPORT? | NOTES: |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BMX XXX | YES | POOR | $15.00 | YES | STICKER FRONT BACK |
| Conflict: Vietnam | YES | POOR | $4.00 | NO | STICKER FRONT |
| Conker: Live and Reloaded | NO; LOOSE | POOR | $20.00 | YES | |
| Dead to Rights II | YES | FAIR | $7.50 | NO | |
| Freedom Fighters | YES | GOOD | $10.00 | YES | |
| Grand Theft Auto III | YES | GOOD | $10.00 | YES | XB COLLECTION |
| Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | YES | GOOD | $12.00 | YES | XB COLLECTION; POSTER INCLUDED |
| Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | YES | FAIR | $10.00 | YES | XB COLLECTION |
| Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | YES | VERY GOOD | $12.00 | YES | SECOND EDITION |
| Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | YES | FAIR | $10.00 | YES | |
| HALO: Combat Evolved | YES | POOR | $3.00 | YES | |
| HALO 2: Collector's Edition | YES | FAIR; DVD VERY GOOD | $12.50 | YES | COMPLETE W/DVD |
| High Roller's Casino | YES | POOR | $2.00 | YES | STICKER BACK |
| Hitman: Contracts | YES | GOOD | $5.00 | YES | |
| Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude | YES | FAIR | $12.00 | YES | STICKER FRONT BACK |
| Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude | NO | FAIR | $10.00 | YES | STICKER FRONT BACK |
| Mafia | YES | POOR | $10.00 | NO | STICKER FRONT BACK |
| Max Payne | YES | VERY GOOD | $8.00 | YES | |
| Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne | YES | GOOD | $8.00 | YES | |
| NCAA Football 06 | YES; COMPLETE | NEW | $15.00 | YES | STICKER FRONT |
| Red Dead Revolver | NO | FAIR | $7.50 | YES | STICKER FRONT |
| Second Sight | YES | POOR | $7.50 | NO | STICKER FRONT |
| Starsky |
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
