A list of puns related to "Hot Five"
On bridges in Michigan, there are signs warning motorists of ice that forms over them during the winter months.
When I was a kid, I was riding in the car with my dad one hot summer day. my dad says, "boy is it hot..." as he pulls over on the bridge, unhooks his wristwatch and sticks it out the window. I ask, "what are you doing, dad?" And he says, "didn't you see the sign? 'Watch for ice on bridge'!"
He laughed for a good five minutes as he drove off.
L.C. Employee: What can I get for you guys?
Dad: We'll take one of your "Hot and Ready" thingies.
L.C. Employee: It will be just a minute. We ran out. We've got some that are almost ready.
Dad: Then I guess you're getting almost five dollars.
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