Honeybees Puns

The BP station.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."

Wassa-bee?

Honeybees and Applebees.

I was visiting as a kid, and saw a bumblebee for the first time (which we didn't have where I grew up - just smaller wild bees and honeybees). When I remarked on how enormous the bees were here, grandad kneeled down with a twinkle in his eye and whispered:

"You should see the size of the rabbits!"

Where I work, we have a honeybee hive and sell the honey in our market.

A pair of beekeepers were in the other day to extract some combs and before they left, they asked us (my Hispanic coworkers and myself) if we wanted to see them.

Both of my coworkers exclaimed, "Si, si!" and I promptly chimed in, "No, they aren't c's - they're bees!"

Audibly groans were had, I am ready for fatherhood.

Boyfriend: Did you hear about the mite that's killing all the honeybees?

Me: You don't know that!

Boyfriend: What? I thought I read something about it.

Me: Well, it isn't for sure! But it mite bee.